for no reason at all, id like to point out that I have twice as many bluesky followers as "the original influencer"

Perez Hilton@perezhilton.com · 3mo ago

TheShowbizDude

omg Gelato 🥹😭💜

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2d ago

An injured kitten named Gelato gained the ability to walk thanks to a wheelchair that staff at a Cincinnati animal shelter built with toy cars and rulers. Read more: https://wapo.st/4hIOSpF

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Lets Be Psychos Together Love

Alt: idkwhat this is from but its a girl putting her arm around a guy's shoulders and it says "come on, lets go be psychos together."

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Trevor@awholedamntown.bsky.social · yesterday

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

jiminy christmas, I cant believe my youngest bebe is going to be 10 this week. shes stoked to be on vacay for her bday and requested a peanut butter chocolate cake, and I cant wait to make it, mmmmm also its weird to have a kid in elem school, middle school, and college. im so old.

if you ever want to force your children to cooperate, stick them in a 2 person pedal boat and laugh from the shore

my shoulders are tired from kayaking with the kids and I smell like bonfire smoke. im so happy

M O O N spells moon

6oz of prerolls in michigan=$115 1oz of buds in minnesota=$300-$600

6 am swim, bc my kids really are my kids

sunrise

vacation has begun

i have to go to a wedding next month and the dress code is "white". they want all the guests in white and its very hard to find a cute, plus size, white dress thats not completely sheer, or isnt just a wedding dress. can I just wear my wedding dress?

please excuse me, I must make haste to the platypusery! the platypi need me!

does anyone else get a chill and the shivers so bad your jaw clenches and you can barely move? even when youre in a reasonable temp? it usually only happens after a hot flash but one got me tonight out of nowhere and it took like 30 mins to feel warm again. do not recommend

this would fix me

James Blunt™️@aggrocrag.bsky.social · 6d ago

Going to the doctor today so they can hit me with the thagomizer a few times

im either a lounge singer flapper who cavorts with gangsters in old saint paul mn, after abandoning her kids and husband who is in federal prison for stealing from the fed reserve to buy her fancy things, OR said husband who was a banker/friend of the gangsters who was in federal prison for theft

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

happy caturday

some guy is trying to get everyone in the world to clap at the same time, apparently its August 16th at 10am EST should we do it too yall?

I planted my pumpkin plants way too late and idk if I'll actually get many pumpkins, but please enjoy my little plants and their new yellow flowers on this, my first day of vacation because I called out of work today

Misty has two days left to reach her goal before she loses her housing. This is an emergency. She is in legitimate danger. I will give anyone who donates $25 or more a free profile pic art commission. If you can’t donate, please share this post so it can reach a larger audience.

Misty (Inactive)@mikrokosmos.bsky.social · last mo.

Electricity: $53.00 Gas: $143.11 OVEDUE RENT: $1894.38 included (Attorney and Court fees). I was trying to pay everything off before the court case I couldn’t. I have to pay this all off BEFORE July 1st… I worked myself sick & now 1 point away from termination… Please help me…

please share,help if you can. @zappit.bsky.social is doing profile avatars for anyone who donates $25 or more (thats how I got my adorable pfp) share share share!

Misty (Inactive)@mikrokosmos.bsky.social · last mo.

Electricity: $53.00 Gas: $143.11 OVEDUE RENT: $1894.38 included (Attorney and Court fees). I was trying to pay everything off before the court case I couldn’t. I have to pay this all off BEFORE July 1st… I worked myself sick & now 1 point away from termination… Please help me…

bitches love to AHHHHHHHHHHHH its us, we are all bitches

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian.bsky.social · last wk.

you guys ever just like AHHHHHHHHHHH??

I would simply shriek like a wounded wildebeest every time she opened her mouth go fuck yourself if you do this

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

hey trans sky, who has been on puberty blockers, for blocking testosterone induced puberty? I need to know what to expect, will some of her attitude chillax after she starts blockers? will her skin clear up? and we are still debating the implant vs injections. any advice, even anecdotal, helps 💜

@jaketapper.bsky.social Could you give this post a boost? This is a good friend and I’m offering a free profile pic art commission to anyone who donates $25 or more to help her reach her goal and stay housed.

Misty (Inactive)@mikrokosmos.bsky.social · 3w ago

My last attempt before August 6th… 48 hours this must be settled before so I have until August 4th. I’m scared and I’ve been working to remedy this but my $17.71 does not work well to fix this at all…

This is an emergency now. So here’s the deal. Anyone who donates at least $25 gets a free profile pic art commission from me. I will draw as many as I have to to make sure my friend stays housed.

ive only gotten 1 comment on my doll eyeball earrings so far and its starting to hurt my feelings

tri-Sarah-tops@sarahndipity.bsky.social · last wk.

hey guess what? its monday.

hey guess what? its monday.

"im the black panther and im here to say, I took on my brothers mantle in a serious way"

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · last wk.

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

two and a half work days and then its vacation time bay-bee