// shoves my way onto the tl hi i'm back from my trip

Y – WOAAAH ! ! [ Blinking in surprise, staring wide eyed up at Rose! With a snort, her head tilts in confusion. ] Uh, my engagement ring, obviously? Had it for a while now, c'mon, Rosie – !

Princess Rose!@goldscale.bsky.social · 2y ago

I'm not sure I /want/ to meet them! I'm not much of a /hero-type/, Dai- [ Pause. Craning her head down to stare.. . and then IMMEDIATELY swiping the hand up in her claws to get a better look. ] DAISY. WHAT IS THIS.

Mmm . . [ VERY clearly having a mental debate, before sighing. ] . . guess you gotta point. . . how 'bout a FEW shells, then?

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yeah, but it's a friendly competition! It'd start some fires we can't put out. . . [She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]

C'mooon, Rosie . . ! You never come! How're you gonna meet 'em all if you never haaang ? ? [ Pouting, hands clasped together! Not wearing her usual gloves, either - , hey, what's that on her finger ? ? ]

Princess Rose!@goldscale.bsky.social · 2y ago

( My sister always wants to drag me out on adventures... 'meet my friends' this and 'race with us' that... )

. . Walu, baby. [ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ] He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . . [Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]

[ For his submission to her CONSTANT need to win, he earns a loving kiss on the cheek. ] HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ] Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too. [He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.] Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.

i have THE best elder sister ever literally NOOOOOBODY ELSE comes close to her

ROSIIEEE ~ !

[ An immediate nod of approval is given, along with a playful grin. ] 'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ ! [ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I -- [PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.] -- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?

[ With a snicker, she quickly follows after, wearing something new herself! Casual, for sure, with a jacket and pants. ] Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes? [ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.] AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!

[ Well, if it's on the table – , winding back, and WHAP! All while wearing a beaming grin! ] Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.] Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!

You chumps had BETTER be careful drivin' 'round my castle, understand ? ! Those flowers ain't so easy to keep bloomin'!

DAISY ON TOP

oh man just remembered i exist. had a whole mental moment.

Psssht! 'COURSE it is! They love me, why WOULDN'T they love you, huh? We're practically th' exact same, sis! ( ✨️ )

Princess Rose!@goldscale.bsky.social · 2y ago

@sarasalands.bsky.social , you're 100% sure it's a good idea to bring me around your.. friends? ( I'm not really familiar with any !💧 )

// meant to fix 'thing's'. accidentally did it again. fuck it. it's there.

Valentine's, huh? Guess I'll have t'prepare for all th' treats comin' my way soon! ( ✨️ )

Do you need a booster seat when your twink and bear drive you around or?

🌼

i need to be able to break a man over my knee to want him

// WALUDAISY ON TOP IDC I KNOW ITS A WEIRD SHIP HILL TO DIE ON BUT I WILL 💪💪 /SILLY

MR. WISTERIA!@suavestepping.bsky.social · 2y ago

(( Gonna ball out. Mostly rarepairs and stuff, since when the fuck has anyone wanted to Date Waluigi. Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen

// oahh matching princess icons. someday. www.tumblr.com/thebumblinbe...

nuggie

Princess Peach off to meet the girls for the roller derby hang out! Characters: Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Princess Rosalina, Mayor Pauline (Super Mario)

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MY BESTIE. FINALLY.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀TEMP PINNED! ⠀ ⠀ Personal portrayal of Pauline. ⠀ ⠀ Icon: brandontheoutcast (Tumblr) ⠀ ⠀ header: brandontheoutcast (Tumblr)

can you leash him. please. take him back.

💰 wario@greenhorngroove.bsky.social · 2y ago

IT HAS BEEN FIVE MUNITED AND SOMBODY ALREADY WANTS WALUIGI TO KILL HIM SELF. THAT’S REALLY COOL. WOW.

. . 'kay, well, are th' STARS okay with a lil' necessary destruction of life?

🪐⋆ ROSALINA. ⋆🪐@spacestandart.bsky.social · 2y ago

There is no secret kept under the night sky. The stars are all-seeing.

// need to rework my old daisy lore .. i still love the idea of her family making power ups but perhaps the being part superstar thing was ambitious lol

the day gets worse

// daisy to g's waluigi: i love you but also know your place. i always win forever. okay.