Nikto here, after several months, I am breaking my silence to debunk the callout against me as well as expose who my attackers are.

@satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi hey before you rush to defend someone with no context, here you go bsky.app/profile/dood...

The Prinny Revolution Will Be Televised@doodliestwarrior.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I do not get involved with Drama, but today we need to talk about Mari. Before you rush to defend Mari and coddle them for being upset and depressed, this is a collective callout between myself, my wife, and several other writers in this community. +

I will show you all the power of SARDINES!

Perhaps you should try a healthier alternative! Sardines contain loads of omega-3 fatty acids. Very healthy ingredients for sure! 20.5. They also contain plenty of DHA, EPA, potassium, calcium and various vitamins.

>>Tyrant Valvatorez event when

Fabulous! Miss Felicia, I am humbled by your generosity! It warms this vampire's heart! Please make it out to "my biggest fan, fenrich!"

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚@catgirlpopstar.bsky.social · 12mo ago

❝It’s free? I don't charge people for autographs when I know they want one without paying...❞

Oh! A thousand apologies! I was thinking out loud! My Steward, fenrich is a very big fan! How much for an autograph?

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚@catgirlpopstar.bsky.social · 12mo ago

❝Hmm?❞

Oh! Felicia! Fenrich would love to get her autograph!

"A solitary existence is one that isn't worth living. My allies, nay, my friends, are missing, and I've come to this realm to find them, and yet, I find a new friend in you. It's quite interesting how things turn out for us villains, yes?" +

"Well Majora, everyday we take the chance of allowing the evil in our hearts to take over. We do what we must to suppress these urges, my friend. Every day, I crave human blood, but I made a promise, and a promise is the most sacred vow. This is a long road but be thankful you don't walk alone!"

PRINNY RULE NUMBER ONE

"I propose a toast, to new friends!" The demon lord takes a hefty swig and gives a thumbs up. Sweet and spiced, with a creamy and decadent taste! This is certainly a masterpiece! "Such a wonderful and exquisite taste! Nothing in all of the underworld compares!"

What an interesting collective! Shinobi culture is quite interesting!

The vampire takes it with a courteous bow and smile. He looks over it and nods. "Majora! This seems like quite an expensive gift! I am humbled, I shall cherish this forever! My first souvenir from Termina!"

Pain? Is that his name, or some sort of nickname?

Good evening everyone! Lord Valvatorez here reminding you all to stay healthy, drink plenty of water and enjoy life!

"And do you.. Like that? I guess you'd made a wonderful detective, you could die and not lose progress, but.. Seems cruel, really. "

"You're an android, but you've lived different experiences exclusive to you. No other Conner would have that, realistically, yes?"

Valvatorez sees this shit and SCREECHES

"So you must wear whatever your programming dictates? No room for personalization?"

The most verbose and concise Yosuke has ever been, and of course it's him simping.

𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙣, 𝘽𝙞𝙣 𝘽𝙤𝙮.@thejunesboy.bsky.social · 12mo ago

everyone’s thoughts if I should add more to why I’m not into Latinas for more thorough explicit reasons.”

>just say my man is banned from existing

>The vampire doesn't care. He's dead set on the re-education of this Shadow. No way can such a lowly specimen be allowed to run loose! "I fucking dare you DOOD. You want to act like a lowly prinny, you will be TREATED as such. "

>Valvatorez slaps Yosuke, rather abruptly and harshly. "You FORGOT to say DOOD! Try it again!"

"If you will not be dealt with reasonably, then I believe I shall have to re-educate you myself! And I shall be extra brutal for ruining my vacation!" >He gives a dramatic coat flail "I am Lord Valvatorez! Prepare! Rule number one! You will include 'dood' in every line you say!"

And he easily catches it! He lets out a soft cough and speaks with a dignified tone. "Excuse me, but it seems you've misplaced your knife. Please refrain from throwing objects!"

"But of course! Comfortable shoes with functionality are essential for the modern man! Perhaps I could go to the Rosen Queen co and find you a pair?"

"Such a nice outfit for a police officer! It's eye catching, but are you agile while wearing such a uniform?"

"We must not have a Cyber-Life in Hell. And your outfit is very snazzy! A well dressed man is one to be respected you know!"