Server said “I’ve seen you in here before” I get this from all the restaurants around here Are you saying that I’m very recognizable in my own neighborhood?
Sarge🔜MIR
@sargeatl.bsky.social
Don’t follow me unless you like gay shit Meaty and gay Partnered and open Vers switch Atlanta, GA https://linktr.ee/sargeatl
Multitasking by shaving my balls with a plug in my ass while keeping an eye on the clock for when I have to leave ✅ Ability to multitask under pressure while delivering expert results in a timely manner
Denim Richards as Colby: Here's My Resume
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Inside the mind of a minimum wage worker revealed
“Somebody liked your photo, message them?” Chill out, Instagram Why would I ever want to do that?
High school kids in my gym on the 5-6 AM block trying to get jacked before school starts next week
That’s Not How It Works Nope
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Nutritionist was shocked as shit to see me walk in & schedule an appointment today He may have kicked my ass two weeks ago but I’ll be ready for his ass this time💪
Madison Montgomery: I'm Back
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No more vibes based portions. I measured this time Blackberries 50g Blueberries 50g Strawberries 100g Watermelon 200g Cut out the raspberries because their lack of structural integrity Cut out the pineapple to reduce sugar Cut out grapes to reduce sugar
My daddy from NY is in town & we’re getting together tomorrow & he’s sending me messages keeping me cranked up😵💫🥴😆 I learned a while ago not to doubt anything this man tells me he’s gonna do to me because he’ll deliver on every promise🥵😈 He’s gonna knock my pussy out the frame, I just know it🔨
Phil Dunphy Says 'Bring It.'
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Insane metrics given a 50% reduction in exercises, 50% reduction in reps, and 50% reduction in cardio for the last two weeks
All the times I've been in this kitchen and never ate🤪 justfor.fans/sargeatlxxx justfor.fans/Thorbreeder
Getting my lift time under control and bringing that volume down 💪
One dad telling me he hopes I had a good weekend Another one getting tender with me in the sack And another one asking if he needed to get me some fruit (because I’m a 190 lb fruit bat) I’m just supposed to be the fun time slam piece🥴
Tom Segura: What's Happening!?
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two rubber bikers having some twisted cock and ass play @itstroylocke.bsky.social
I think my top friend was a little shocked when I saw two homosexuals walking down the road holding hands and I rolled down the window and yelled “that’s cute as SHIT y’all!”😆 I love that gay shit
There was a super cute boy at the expo but he ONLY kept getting in line for the Harry Potter game the entire day 🙅♂️
Damn Disappointed
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Had another successful bro date with that top at the gaming expo He was already asking to plan the next thing on the Chattahoochee🥰 I don’t say much and I enjoy listening to him talk Will two guys in their 40’s cure the male loneliness epidemic? Probably not, but it seems to be working for us🤷♂️
Wingman: Cocaine and Waffles Quote
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