Why are we throwing eggs at whores or whatever those guys are saying whats going on over therrrreeeeeuh 👀

Im gonna give sparky 2.0 a speaker setting that actually has bass

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SARI💥|| TFA@sarithebomb.bsky.social · 3d ago

It was late. Really late. Probably the latest sari had ever stayed up by herself. But that didn't matter to her as she dragged the blanket in one hand, and a pillow in another, a face wet with tears she does not remember shedding. Her bare feet made little to no sound in the metal floors as she

It was late. Really late. Probably the latest sari had ever stayed up by herself. But that didn't matter to her as she dragged the blanket in one hand, and a pillow in another, a face wet with tears she does not remember shedding. Her bare feet made little to no sound in the metal floors as she

Okay things seem better Bulkheads decided to take me to the lake while the suns still out.

Ive gotten my roblox privileges revoked. Bulj Khead put ky gaming tablet on his hoghest shelf

You can express yourself with video games

@xxfasterthanyouxx.bsky.social Whats the score now, 10 to 1? You're ass at bedwars dude

Im gonna go hang out with bulkhead, hes too big to jist disappear

Can everybody stop disappearing and and stay in place For like FIVE SECONDS

[sari waits, fuzzing with her nee hair shes trying out, wondering how in the world people let it get this frizzy, despite how cool it looks.]

Alice | TFsona@littlescout.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh hell yea lets go

@littlescout.bsky.social You wanna go get dennys

bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video

prime time crackervision@lewmo.bsky.social · 2y ago

2. dogs are so funny, man

[sari moved with purpose. Keeping to the side of the halls, she followed the directions memorized already to a room she-- for some reason-- always feels safe in.] [She needed to feel a little more safe right now. Especially after that awful dream.]

Im gonna order a bunch of mangoes to the ship does anyone want some

[A message pops up on the girl's tablet.] [𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖: 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘: 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚒 𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚍𝚊𝚌 # 𝚝𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎] 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚒. @sarithebomb.bsky.social

At least the steelhaven has air conditioning.

I think i need to give sparky an upgrade or something. He needs to be a REAL guard dog

Me fr fr guys me fr fr

🚒⋆｡°✩ 𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚝𝚢 | TFA@deftrazor.bsky.social · last mo.

does anyone know where a hot topic is, i wanna ask ratchet to take me sometime

What dat mean guys

Ultra Magnus | TFA@officialmagnus.bsky.social · last mo.

Codexa told me not to but I’ve had a bit of a drink and I am in a particularly charged mood. How does one meet a like minded bot for a bit of fun?

Weird Optimist put me in a blanket burrito and it's too tight! -- sent via tutorbot

i am calling for help i want help someone please help me i am stick in maroon and tutor bot is no help -- sent by tutor bot :]

i will split on someone. -- sent by tutorbot

// ooc;

? ? ?@nemesisprimetfa.bsky.social · 2mo ago

delicacy called "burrito."] [Once the comforter was tightly secured around Sari and after setting her back down to lie on the berth, Optimus turned around to take his leave. With one final glance back, he left the room, letting the door close behind him.] [Knowing Sari had somehow managed to —

// ooc; GAH GGGAAAAAAHHH ARUVHREJFUAIOEHFRHEUAIHEHFRHHSJADJCJSNCNRNXNSJDWK ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Optimus Prime | TFA@bossbotprime.bsky.social · 2mo ago

crossed the Prime's processor. It was almost as if he could feel her gentle weight against the palm of his servo, and a scolding voice wanted to rise from Optimus' vox.] [𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦?] [He was going crazy. Optimus was sure of it.]

crossed the Prime's processor. It was almost as if he could feel her gentle weight against the palm of his servo, and a scolding voice wanted to rise from Optimus' vox.] [𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦?] [He was going crazy. Optimus was sure of it.]

Sari runs towards the open ramp of the steelhaven, giddy and apologetic to the robo-dog in her arms as she giggles, "I promise i'll give you all the treats you want spark plug!" The dog only whined in response, limbs still sort of stretched after the olympic level vaulting sari had to do,

the girl sits at the bottom of her bed- a large tire with many /many/ pillows and blankets to match- staring angrily at the door she was too small to operate. She needed to go outside. She /wanted/ to go outside. Sari feared she would die without seeing a swing set again.