Calliope like the fruit (cantaloupe)
@sartrethrace.bsky.social
☆ she/its ☆ serial kinkposter ☆ 23 ☆ minors go away
"don't worry baby, i know what i'm doing" (does not know what it is doing)
Calliope like the fruit (cantaloupe)@sartrethrace.bsky.social · 10h agonarcissistic personality disorder is funny bc i just end up wildy overconfident when i shouldn't, so i either fail miserably, or i actually succeed and it's cool
narcissistic personality disorder is funny bc i just end up wildy overconfident when i shouldn't, so i either fail miserably, or i actually succeed and it's cool
call me a boat the way i wanna get jammed in your canal
warhound handler that wears denim and has a hound called jartha
call me general anesthesia because i'm going to interrupt your stream of consciousness and when it's back you might even question if you're still the same person
when i say i'm evil and twisted, people think i'm self-deprecating, but they don't realize i yearn to be evil and twisted
I have exited the major depressive part of my bipolar cycle, therefore moving me to the "We're so back" phase. I predict i'll be much more obnoxious, which I consider good
transmisoginy is like, not cool
at this point men are gonna feel bad wearing muzzles bc it's becoming socially feminine attire
before pride month: that's gay (insulting, derrogatory) after pride month: that's gay (supportive, loving)
Mistress is the Genghis Khan of transfemmes
It's been 12 years since the Reclamation Wars ended - and like so many other pieces of military hardware that a suddenly peaceful nation didn't have use for, you were decomissioned. The rehab alone took two years. The hardest part was going from a number to a name - but you managed with some help.
they're so adorable producing CLEAN STEAM, WITH NO GREENHOUSE EFFECT GASSES
the greenhouse@thegreenhouse.gay · 3mo agoyou want to be a good nuclear energy advocate for mommy, don't you? you want to support the truth that the oil lobby suppresses, that nuclear energy is safe and clean, like a good girl. Now go do that to end climate change
good drones enjoy MUG Rootbeer for their administrator
Warhound if it was evil: "nothing makes sartha thrace feel good like a healthy relationship with an equal balance of power and strong boundaries"
i'm like Doctor Frankenstein, and @thegreenhouse.gay is my creature
gonna start talking to USAmericans like "i'm from the country y'all couped in X year"
Calliope like the fruit (cantaloupe)@sartrethrace.bsky.social · 3mo agobeing from latin america is funny because you get to regularly hear USAmericans not knowing basic things about your region
being from latin america is funny because you get to regularly hear USAmericans not knowing basic things about your region
Does your service dog know how to follow you blindfolded on all fours while being electrocuted and beaten? No? Would you like to board her with us so we can teach her how? I promise, she'll come back to you well-trained and in one piece. Mostly. Physically, at least, maybe not mentally 🤭
