You ever just have a sip of Diet Coke that heals you 🥴

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Second base is when I let you count all of my bruises

can we get @vicmmic.bsky.social a Dunkin sponsorship

You mean skincare products work when you actually use them consistently? Shocking

Holy schnikies season 2 of D20 On A Bus got rid of all the bad thoughts today. Thank you Katie Marovitch

Arby’s needs to sponsor wrestlemania #somuchmeat

No inner child we do not need to drive thru McDonald’s and get thirty chicken nuggets, you packed a healthy lunch today

Has Brennan seen these Make Some Noise prompts before? 👀

I learned I’m a Virlibran today

It’s only the 4th and I’m already overwhelmed with holiday things 🙃

My desire to go out and about is challenged by my desire to be a blanket gremlin.

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I miss the stress relieving aspect of having a dog. I gots no more ears to scrunch and forehead to cover in smooches whenever I need a cuteness dose.

I still have two hours of work left and I’m already thinking about the long ass shower I’m gonna take and just sit under the hot water 🥶

I love how the day after I decided to eat healthier/lower calorie leading up to thanksgiving my stomach turns into a bottomless pit

I’ve joked with at least a dozen people at work about how the clocks changing means my mom gets an hour less of her birthday and NOT ONE person has mentioned the opposite is true. 🙃

“There is a gummy that screams”

Make sure you’re paying attention to what direction you turn your hot brush when styling your hair so you don’t brand yourself like a cow 😂

I’m so excited to wear some cool socks and have a pot of coffee on Friday after working 9 consecutive days. Is this what being 35 is?

I think more breads should be waffle shaped

I haven’t had two days off together with nothing to do in a while and I have successfully shut my brain off. I went to play a logic game and my brain went “lol no”

Not quite Saladins axe but I’ll take it

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What if I don’t want my meal prep? What if I want a grilled cheese cut into triangles and a cosmic brownie with a capri sun.

I love waking up at 3 in the morning with a full bladder. Yepp. My favorite. I’m about to put a curfew on liquids

Is it weird that I’m going to Kay for my six month ring inspection looking like gremlin?

My mental sanity is shot from trying to be mega successful and productive after starting at zero while having a full time job. Who would have thought 🙃

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If Dora the Explorer was a d&d class what would she be?