Satan
@satanshouse.com
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats. She/her/Dammit Satan
My dad is tired cause I woke him up at 320 AM by howling at him (soft ones though!) He took me outside to potty and I just looked at him for 7 minutes while we stood out in the storm, then I went inside and went back to sleep without doing nothing #immashit #imnottiredsleptallday
Sunshine, on my shoulders makes me happy (but not as happy as when it’s 10 degrees) #thatjohndenversfullashitman #samoyed #sunsoutgunsout #Itstoohotforpenguinstoberunningaroundhere
Happy (not) Sinday. As you can see my movements even up at our cabin have been restricted so I can’t get to the woodpile. My people are mean #samoyed #circleoflifebitches #pambondineedsclients #protein
I have been having the best day ever. FIrst I got bones, then the neighbors grandkids came over and played with me, and then more ppl came over and played with me. Then I got attention from everyone, and now I recharging with my little person. #samoyed #didnteatanychildren #mightsleepgoodtonight
Our neighbor (who is much nicer than my people) grows cows and gave us cow bones! With chunks! They are the best #mypeoplearenotthisgood #samoyed #delicious
In case no one is curious here is what my dads camera roll looks like usually from top to bottom #itsmostlyallus #samoyed #ishouldbepaidlikeamodel #idkwhyishouldnteatbunnies #dogsofbluesky
Not trying to brag, but I’m learning how to levitate. #goddespowers #samoyed #iwasrunnin #dogsofbluesky #hashbrowns #donaldtrumpisapedophile #dadsdrinkingoldfashioneds
Since I am (very unfairly) not allowed Outside by myself for the time being. I may as well take a leisurely roll in everything while I’m out here. #oftheglovedoesntfityoumustaquit #innocent #samoyed #inhumanevonditionshere #basicallyprison
Wasnt gonna post this today cause dad is pretty peeved. I cost my ppl a lot of money today, and my dad took off work because of me. Spit up a lot of blood yesterday which sent my ppl into a full fledged panic. They took me to the vet for nothing. We dont have bunnies in our woodpile anymore tho opps
92 degrees. 90% humidity. Just blasted a huge dookie (that’s poop) best thing to do. Run like you are possessed (haha pun intended) #asssweatgalore #dogsofbluesky #sweatissweating #samoyed #randomhashtag #melting
Check out the size of this Great Dane in our yard #thatsabigdog #idfuckitup #dogsofblueaky #greatdane
Selfie Sunday. Most ppl probs think my dad writes my posts, but as shown below I have mastered this phone. #dogsofbluesky #samoyed #immagoddess #easylikesundaymorning
Short Round is a BABY a big sissy BABY. A scaredy sissy BABY. #bigandcowardly #newfoundland #dogsofbluesky #chickenlittle #mommasboy
It is so tiring being me. Spreading all this joy(ish) and stuff. Making my presence known. Singing. Just hard and tiring #beingashitishard #madedadwalkbeforeitgetshot #naptime #samoyed
I am back where I belong #waterlife #nosaltlife #samoyed #Imgoingtosmellsobadlater #shrimpingboatcaptain
While my dad takes a break from studying (&pooping) for another stupid financial exam he thinks you should all endure this economics lesson from Ren. He will break down the true story of the Shell oil company in the second half of this. Also if you dont know Ren you should feel shame. That is all
Ren - Money Game Part 2 (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Ren
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An important message (don’t mind the mess of cords, the poop lettuce was consumed here and things have been hastily moved by proximity to bathrooms)
Seems like a good morning for a nap in the grass before it gets too hot
Just me and dad tonight. Which is how it should be cause hes a push over. Usually he is jsut with Shorty cause barf, but shorty doesnt lke the hot so he went home. We're getting ice cream, which is bad for both of us! #excitingtimes #lactoseintolerance #Samoyed #Dogsofbluesky #sendTP
I attempted to cuddle haha, mistakes were made. This is as close as I am allowed I guess #itried #toohot4cuddles #samoyed #newfoundlanddog
Less smokey, more hot... I did get to take a quick dip though before I got caught in the river. #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #notawaterdog #Itstoodamnhotforpenguins #Itsfriday
