Neilsnotreal

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"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi.

Flew from Manchester, transit in Munich, sitting on on a flight to Cairo. Haven't had to show my passport once. Had my boarding passes after online check in, scanned my second one at the gate and was allocated a seat there. How does that work? Enjoy this litre of beer while you ponder it..

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Nigel Farage asked Reform activists to "come and help him for once" in Clacton, an appeal critics say treats his self-triggered byelection as a favour owed to him, as his national polling collapses and his finances face fresh scrutiny.

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On Yorkshire day. John Cooper Clark jokes. I've got a mate from Yorkshire. He doesn't like elasticated underpants. Because they give. My Leeds mate was propositioned by a hooker. She said you can sleep with me for five pounds. He said well I'm not tired but I could sure use the cash.

Last one I promise. Vlychos, just around the coast from Hydra port by water taxi. Fried anchovies. Spicy whipped feta. Sea Bream like silk. Stuffed pepper and tomato for The Trouble. Washed down with ice cold Alpha and Mamos. Setting incredible.

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Brekkie with the Trouble this morning in Hydra Port.. -That woman over there designed the medals for the Athens Olympics -How in the name of Sir Kenneth Mathieson Dalglish would you know that? -Recognise her from Instagram, Iwas in her shop yesterday She's only fuckin right lads. Elena Votsi.

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