northman (real)
@saturdayroast.bsky.social
6’ 300lbs of terror Los Angeles
This is clinically true btw. I’ve seen the data.
Got too blasted at Oktoberfest and started talking about cumming on my buddy’s biceps again 😔 my cross to bear
Nobody sending me big arm pics for biceptember you’ve all failed me!!!!
Blocked this shitty dude on sight and then first thing on my feed refresh is someone else posting pics of him 😒
Busy night at work but I’m getting struck with the unbelievably horny beam, my balls are aching to be emptied 😮💨
Yall see me as a big piece of meat when you should be seeing me as a big piece of meat that throws spin kicks to Contention
Sound & fury this weekend I’m gonna mad sweaty and beat the hell out of civilians 🙂↕️
Sound & fury this weekend I’m gonna mad sweaty and beat the hell out of civilians 🙂↕️
Those close to me know I am an absolute bicep fiend, like we need a FCF but for those mfs instead!!! tired of begging for arm photos like the freak I am 😔
My dick looks so pretty lately, I keep takin pictures of it 🥸
Don’t like pictures of my cock unless you’re planning on sitting on it 🤨
Works been killin me dawg, I haven’t had a good nut recently. I need one that really makes my eyes roll back lmao
Work is so crazy I wish I was sucking dick instead 😔
Week long load in my nuts right now 😵💫 I’m gonna be a geyser
Burning desire to eat hole, will need to investigate
This site still not having photos in DMs is so insane to me