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Doug Savage

@savagechickens.bsky.social

I'm the creator of Savage Chickens, and Laser Moose & Rabbit Boy.

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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 12h ago

The Warning. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

1. Chicken wearing sign that says "The End of the World is Near!"
2. Passing motorist honks and yells, "Ha! Whatever, dude!"
3. Car drives off the edge of the world. "Oops"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2d ago

Maximizing. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

PROD3000: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Chicken who is obviously sleeping at their computer: "Maximizing my time... by working hard for 5-minute bursts in between naps."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3d ago

Put On A Happy Face. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Happy Bear: The truth is, I'm not very happy.
Chicken: But you're "Happy Bear"
Happy Bear: Yeah it just sounded better than "Deeply Miserable Bear"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 6d ago

Get To Work. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken in suit showing dog around the workplace, saying "I need you to pee on everything here by 5 PM today, you got that?"
Caption: DOG DREAM JOB

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 7d ago

Feeling Better. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

MELANCHOLY BLOB
Blob says, "I'll feel better when there's a compelling reason to do so."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last wk.

Meaning of Life. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

1. Cat sleeping.
2. Cat suddenly awake.
3. Cat thinks, "What is the meaning of life?"
4. Cat realizes...
5. "Oh yeah that's right, I don't care."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last wk.

Internet Redemption. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chickens looking at a computer screen. One chicken says, "I was just about to give up on the internet forever but then..."
Image on screen: JIMOTHY

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last wk.

Forever. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken: What's the secret to happiness, Happy Bear?
Happy Bear: Lower your expectations. Then lower them again. Repeat forever.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Flow. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken slides downhill, surrounded by smoke and chunky rock: "AAAAAAUGH"
Caption: "Note to Self: When people say 'Go with the flow', they do not mean lava."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Greatest Book Ever. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

A chicken attends a book signing. The author appears to be a computer.
The book: "How To Sound Confident When You're Completely Wrong" a book by A.I.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2w ago

So Boring. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two chickens at work. One says, "This job is so boring that enduring it feels almost heroic."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2w ago

Almost Exercise. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

A chicken dreams about running. Caption: "Instead of running in the morning, try sleeping in and dreaming about running."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 2w ago

Harbingers. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chickens watching TV. One says: "There are so many harbingers of doom these days... it's hard to keep up!"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Analysis. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Timmy Tofu, to therapist: "I looked deep inside myself and all I saw was awesomeness."
Caption: Therapy with a Narcissist

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Xenomorph Therapy. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Xenomorph to therapist: "I want to listen to my inner child..."
Xenomorph's inner mouth pops out and says: "You're joking, right? You never listen to me!"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lashing Out. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Therapist: Do you ever wonder if you lash out at others because of your own insecurities?
Angry chicken: Do you ever wonder why you SUCK at this? You're the worst!
Caption: The Internet Troll, in Therapy

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Attention. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Client to therapist: "I'm getting the attention I crave, but I feel like it might be a little self-destructive."
[client is a dumpster fire]

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Getting Nowhere. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Dog, in therapy: "Sometimes I feel like I'm barking in circles."

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sleeping In. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken 1 (in bed): I'm sleeping in.
Chicken 2 (up and awake): Sleeping in? It's 5 PM!
Chicken 1: Okay then I'm getting an early start on tonight's sleep.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sing! www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken 1: "I love to sing!"
Chicken 2 (seated, reading a book): "That's great...
I'm glad your singing is making SOMEBODY happy"

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 4w ago

Dialing In. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken at laptop: "Just a little to the left...yeah... NO Wait! Oops."
Caption: It can be challenging to work from home when you're a surgeon.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 4w ago

The Most Important. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Two chickens eating waffles.
Chicken 1: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Chicken 2: In what way?
Chicken 1: Hmm... I don't really know...
It sets the tone for the other meals?

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Absolutely. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Excited-looking chicken: "ABSOLUTELY!!!"*
Caption: If you say "Absolutely!" too enthusiastically, it can sound like you mean the opposite.
*When Hell freezes over!!!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Expensive Stuff. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

PROD3000: We can't afford A.I., so every team gets a Magic Eight Ball instead.
Chicken: Are you serious?
Chicken with magic 8 ball: Ooh! "Signs point to yes"!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

The Bad Dream. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

1. Chicken 1 is sleeping: ZZZZZZZZ
2. Chicken 1 is startled awake suddenly: "AUGH!"
3. Chicken 1 looks exhausted. Chicken 2 asks "Was it the bad dream, again?"
4. Chicken 1: "Yes, the one where I'm in a meeting and it's going terribly."
5. Chicken 2: "I've got bad news for you..." [we see that they are both seated at a meeting table, while an annoyed-looking chicken gives a presentation]

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Vancouver people! @jasonturner.bsky.social and I are hosting a comic jam at the Vancouver Comic Arts Festival on Saturday July 4, 1 PM - 2:30 PM. Come on out and draw some comics! Details here www.dougsavage.com/comic-jammin... and here: www.vancaf.org/vancaf-panel...

Bild

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Zut Alors! www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Return of the French-Canadian Spider-Man... L'HOMME D'ARAIGNÉE!
The Rhino mutters "Merde!" while L'homme d'araignée smokes profusely and says "Une grand poutine implique de grandes responsabilités!" (translation: With great poutine, comes great responsibility!)

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Grumblotron! www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Want to enjoy your life but keep thinking about how everything's terrible?
You need...
GRUMBLOTRON!
[a grumpy-looking robot says: "Ugh. This sucks."]
The robot who whines so you don't have to!
Putting the "AI" in "COMPLaiN"!

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Near Future. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 days?
Interviewee: "Days"?
Interviewer: Our company has high employee turnover.

Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · last mo.

Happy Place. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

Chicken sitting in front of a large cake: "I needed to go to my happy place. Which is wherever cake is."