Parents, would you want to be notified ahead of time if your child was going to be elbow deep in pumpkin? I want to do a sensory activity where they can make a big giant mess
Kid bit me on the leg and tried to flip a table and ripped our globe up. Left my precious Owala at the car place after getting my state inspection. Used please and thank you with the AI voice taking my drink order at Taco Bell
It is sooooooooo funny that they took the time to design this and have it made
Can’t fantasize about disappearing from my job with no notice because I have so many plants and my whole children’s book collection in my classroom. I need a U-Haul.
I hate this style of art on classroom materials so much I cannot even explain it
I can’t recommend enough the concept of abandoning your lifelong professional sports team
Quick question should I leave now and start driving and never return or do I have to go to work tomorrow
I can’t recommend enough the concept of abandoning your lifelong professional sports team
I will never stop being delighted by squirrels. I see at minimum like 5 squirrels a day. Doesn’t matter. My camera roll is full of blurry squirrels
This just remined me of a conversation I once heard between 2 four year olds. “Abraham Lincoln is dead” “He’s DEAD?!” “Yeah they shot him” “He was SHOT?!?”
Andrew Tobolowsky@andytobo.bsky.social · 5d agoWhat is Lincoln's assassin's favorite holiday
Thinking about how when my dad made a joke about whether hell is just hot or if it’s also humid, I said “well we’ll find out.” I mean I hope not
I asked ChatGPT and it told me that you should stop seeing what you’d look like in the 80s
How many toddlers do you think it would take to beat you in a fight
Long week, needed a cold one* *seasonal caffeine free favorite crisp apple bloom pop with prebiotics in a spooky Halloween cup
I’m going to start booing people who post AI photos of themselves on Facebook. I don’t care if it’s my high school friend’s mom
Spent my lunch break trying to see the tufted titmouse I heard in the woods
THE STEAKS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.A cow named Vahine was airlifted to safety from a mountain in the French Pyrenees after getting stuck in mud and becoming too weak to descend. The area was inaccessible by vehicle, so rescuers transported her by helicopter.
