Scott

@sbaker.bsky.social

I'm just here for the zipline

You know what else, Jaylon Johnson is going to look a lot better with Simmons wrecking things up front. That's how it works with someone like that.

When I am President, I am enacting a law stating that if you're at a brunch and only want half a bagel, you must take a top and bottom half. The amount of 'bottom only' bagels that I am left with today is maddening.