it’s so crazy how much can change in a year. does anybody else think this
if u loved me u would let me pick ur skin and pop ur blackheads & pimples
when i give my cat 10 million kisses he thinks im bathing him so he starts bathing me too. god he’s so cute and precious and everything good in the world
great news everyone. i got a lava lamp and it’s pink & blue and it was only $20 at walmart. i’ll show u when i set it up
have a problem where the headlights on my car are so bright that ppl think i have my high beams on so they flash theirs at me & im getting really fed up so i just keep my finger on the button ready to retaliate
nobody talks about the way u feel like u have hobbit hands when u remove ur acrylics
sometimes my family is like oh why aren’t u married yet but they’re all in loveless marriages & cheat on their spouses so i’m doing great
i fear a lot of ppl on this app don’t know that sending unsolicited nudes or making unwanted sexual comments is in fact sexual harassment so i’m just here to remind anyone incase they forgot
they’re called devilled eggs bc only the devil would make something so heinous
being a woman is such a beautiful experience when we’re all nice to each other
u could really post some shit like “damn people are annoying” and some mf on here will be like that’s about me i know it for sure & then have a one sided beef with u forever
guys i did it again!!! i left my airpods in my pants pockets & washed them!!! yay omg
it’s so fun to watch men try to use all their manipulation tactics on u like did u forget that i’m smarter than u
just saw the fattest squirrel i’ve ever seen in my life and honestly good for her