Loud slithering noises. Big lizard hath returned.

Lizard return. Roar.

𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 - 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲.

"𝙼𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎." ʜᴇɴʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴍᴏᴜɴᴅ, 'ᴘʀᴏғ. ʜᴏᴜɴᴅ', ᴘʀᴏғғᴇssᴏʀ ᴏғ ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢʏ. ɴsғᴡ | ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ | sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.

The heroes fear the lizard with a safety handbook. Become a card carrying member of the OMFA- [Occupational Monster Fucking Administration] -today! [Members get a permanent 10% discount to all Red Lobster locations.]

No, no, he definitely wasn't asleep for a month. Definitely not.

//nothin like a shitpost to start the day

The heroes fear the lizard with a safety handbook. Become a card carrying member of the OMFA- [Occupational Monster Fucking Administration] -today! [Members get a permanent 10% discount to all Red Lobster locations.]

ᅠᅠᅠ ➤ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃、 * 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝙱𝙸𝚂𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺. ᅠᅠᅠ

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Perhaps even. A Reven-aunt.

​ᅠ🔞 𝗟͟ᴵ͟ᴸ͟ᴸ͟ᴵ͟ᴬ͟ᴺ .ᐟ@bloodsuckr.bsky.social · 2y ago

ᅠ ᅠᅠThey're a vauntie ❪vamp-auntie ❫ .ᐣ.ᐟ THIS― THIS IS BIG NEWS .ᐟ ᅠ

"Y-..." Hmm. "Were we not in public, there would've been a witty response."

🩸𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝖥𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋@bloodspell.bsky.social · 2y ago

I suppose the one thing that could bring a beast to his knees is a woman, no?

"Is there a good afraid?" "I'm deciding that there is."

🩸𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝖥𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋@bloodspell.bsky.social · 2y ago

Oh.. you sound afraid.

Slight gulp. "Seraphina."

Important Kroxigor Business. Do 𝙉𝙊𝙏 concern yourself.

a person is swimming in a pool with a shark swimming in the water .

ALT: a person is swimming in a pool with a shark swimming in the water .

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//Wait i fucked up that post the gif isnt working

// ive taken shits that were bigger fights than that wtf

//I'll be on this weekend! Been [very] tired this week...

“Mhm. Hey there, champ.~” ======================= Modern Roleplay // Casual Vibes ( #MVRP #OCRP #ModernRP) Gothic Goblin, connoisseur of the macabre and lover of dice.~ ㅤㅤ🩶 ＆ 🔄 ======================= “Wanna chill and make characters? I’ll order food for us too, my treat.~”

Admittedly he didn't want to either, with the cold slowly seeping in due to the changing seasons, he was perfectly content staying where he was. "Can't...do that yet." Cue application of big lizard hand to cover her eyes, its close enough!

There are new gods he has found. Some he will simply pet as he is bigger. Others he will consider throwing hands with.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭. 《 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 》 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 ✴️ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. (18+) ✴️ 𝐏𝐥𝐨𝐭/𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫. ✴️ 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. [ #OCRP | #WH40KRP | #MVRP ]

//yeah?