changing my tinder bio to built on rotation, driven by legacy

walking into a job interview telling them I'm built on rotation, driven by legacy

ever noticed how during the "Fall" that leaves start "fall"ing? talk about a Mandela effect!

people are overlooking the important part of this story which is that bald guys can still do crazy haircuts

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5d ago

In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.

now that you can see pronouns while replying they should also add a way for people to see my twisted psychosexual relationship with Chris Kattan

Swedish berries, Swedish fish... what's next???? Swedish people???

PILLS.BMF

nirvanna the band the show S1 e7 the buffet

Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · 3w ago

For fuck’s sake

My Way is a song about how Frank Sinatra doesn't reciprocate oral

i love Jimmy Buffett but if he was born in the nineties he'd definitely be trying to pressure his wife into going poly

getting real sick and tired of people saying mañana when they don't mean it

will stancil always making me want to wish events upon him during times when I should be celebrating

he's got the gait of a baby in a diaper commercial

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is this promotional material that Netflix is using for Theo Von’s new special. Who is laughing at this?

happy to get a new phoebe bridgers track out of Primetime but a Kero Kero Bonito - Only Acting needle drop over the credits would have gone crazy

getting to sing My Pal Foot Foot at karaoke last night a crowd of people who'd never heard it before was a truly transcendental experience

if you go to a theater playing digger and set your tinder radius to 1km you can meet digger and suck him

saw a tinder bio suggesting watching a Ross Douthat talk as a first date and folks i need outta here

"deflate deez nuts" 😢

New York Post @nypost.com · 2mo ago

Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken

having a laugh learning that this is the lady that the Church of Scientology tried to frame as making bomb threats and threatening to kill the president

just found out the scientology thirst trap tiktok hotboy is named Gunnar Scharf lmaoooo

so like ... has Tilly Norwood even "acted" yet. or did they just generate a woman and called it a day

you could never make jamiroquai today because it would be Virtual ChatGPT

warms my heart seeing a spotlight on tv movies. it's underrated how welcoming the criterion channel is to 'trash' for being seen as a prestige-y service. kind of why (as a trash lover) mubi never really worked for me.

Criterion Channel@criterionchannl.bsky.social · 2mo ago

✨Announcing our OCTOBER 2026 Criterion Channel lineup! ✨ www.criterion.com/current/post... Our Halloween programming includes a tour of cinema’s scariest road movies, an anthology of TV-movie nightmares, and collections built around our fears of sinister intruders and mysterious possessive forces.

I'm ready to speak out: cupcakes are a terrible form factor for a sweet treat. the height of the cake and icing being basically equal means you're never getting an unhinged enough jaw bite to taste the flavors in unison. just a mouth full of icing then a mouth full of cake.

new m. night movie teaser featuring a mitski song we're so fucking back

powerade cold berry burst vs Gatorade riptide rush who would win in a fight

not sure if this has been reported but the building that used to be the home of Garfield Eats (plus above residential units) is for sale

the spiderman toothbrush commercial has a split diopter shot

just realized why they call it moonlight 😮

I'm fingering the empty bag of Vlasic pickle balls at the function