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I draw Very Large Men™ 🏳️🌈🔞 1993🍰 | 🐑×🐐 | he🌈 | LA🌴
seriously considering never using javascript for anything ever again... but we'll see!
ok my only Video's Games notes are: 1. outfit designs would benefit from a little restraint; layered materials & greebles are excessive 2. water too wet 3. castle town beard guy could get it
me: *has a nontrivial amount of critical work to complete within the next few days as an important & longstanding deadline approaches* also me: hey guys... 👋🐐 for no particular reason, i feel like getting into learning a new language rn, but i can't decide if i want to go with mandarin or latin 🤔
the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember! ⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠
summer's basically over. Get ready for fat boy fall!
*suddenly realizes after several years that my pfp background gradient very closely matches the instagram favicon* maybe it's time for a new pfp
do you prefer a Fat 🐐 kron, or are you a Swole 🐐 kron liker? a Long 🐐 kron enjoyer perhaps? or maybe you can appreciate a regular old Normal 🐐 kron? there are many goat options to choose from
a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron... shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦
oh no, looks like he caught you staring... what do you do in this situation?? 🐐🍑🤷♂️📸👀💦
thank u all for your annual toastday wishes, i am filled with the power of 🐐×33
reproduced here with modern digital techniques, this ancient engraving predates the oldest known sheepgoat artifacts by millennia. it is thought to be a diagram of the prehistoric toastbugs' cosmology used for ceremonial or instructional purposes... you could make a religion out of this!
i'm gonna try refining this some more bc it all seems to mesh pretty well with the greater scapetoast metaphysics: - 🦟🐜🐝 below min perception floor by default - 🐑🐐🐂🐎🐀🐖 & friends as typical anthro-scale actors - 🌳🍄🌹 above max perception ceiling by default
encountered a really specific (and hot) character in a dream, and now i cannot resist fleshing him out as some kind of oc, or possibly even a species that might coexist with funny animals & toastbugs
can you believe it guys? 33rd annual day of scapetoast! just a week away! woohoo! i am so happy about this information.
"192 likes. How does it feel having 200 kg on top of a body of a heavy weight bodybuilder?"
"89 likes. You guys doubled my size in just one hour! Keep them coming!"
undertale quiz assigned me 💛💚💙 all within a few % of one another, and 🧡 dead last lol 🤠🐐
scapetoast characters who will eat you for the occasion ig: - kron, obviously - shon, in an intense moment of Hongry - henrik, inadvertent / accidental - gant, when he has the advantage - leyn, when things get out of hand (cv) - toastbug, as a simple matter of course - kron, again
did someone say FAT 🐐 KRON? no?? well it's time to start saying it. repeatedly 🛐✨
why does kron, the most powerful scapetoast, not simply eat the other four?
i can't say i've been feeling particularly great recently
circa APRIL: the scapetoast petting zoo has opened for business -- $5 admission includes one (1) handful of Treats be wary of goat 🐐
