Everything fucking sucks.

Rizzless.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

watch me fuck yo daddy

No you’re not.

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

we ain’t gon’ fight. we’re gonna wrassle.

Oh, I’d be more than happy to see you try and fight my tall dad. I’d bet MONEY on it

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

You can try to. Old Yella ain’t goin’ down with one shot! You oughta know that Ol’ Hol Horse can make even the most jaded of men say his name.. honestly? It’s a miracle my thing ain’t fell off yet—

You and my parents don’t know how much weed I was smoking

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · last yr.

Biscotti, we both saw him before. We didn’t just hallucinate him at the same time. 🤨

I’m 18, I’m not a kid. If I even catch any of them dressed like a cowboy I’m gonna put you down!!

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

YOU MUST NOT KNOW OL’ HOL HORSE’S TRACK RECORD KIDDO

Me. I say. Press your luck!!! 👹👊👊👊

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

who’s to say I ain’t gettin’ ALL of em?

Because I thought he wasn’t real????

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · last yr.

Then why did you say it like that?

I have one mom and three dads, try again geezer

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

I could get yer mama and yer papa in this outfit.

Ain’t no way you’re a whole ass man dressing like that

𝗜𝗩: the 𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑂𝑅.@emperorsbullet.bsky.social · last yr.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA HOWDY

I was 16 the last I saw him???

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · last yr.

Of course he’s real. You make it sound like he’s a figment of our imagination or something.

What the FUCK THE COWBOY IS REAL

Yall fucking suck

Grumbling.

MY REAL NAME IS BEATRICE YOU TWINK CUCK!!!!!!!

Don’t talk to me, I’m gonna go have sex with Nevi. Need to blow off some god damn steam, BUT NOOO I’m not allowed to fucking burn shit. 💢

// she’s a lil hormonal today :v

Fucking hate everyone here. 💢💢

Glad to know you think I’m a fucking mistake! Fuck all of you! None of you are on speaking terms with me anymore!

I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ( Her stand is ANGRILY buzzing now. )

Maybe I’ll just go burn a car and then fuck my boyfriend or something. I’m so fucking— 💢💢

I already made plans, you’re the one making things miserable for me! Go away! 💢

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’m trying to offer something fun, but you’re being obstinate.

I don’t need people lecturing me on what I do with my life. Leave me the fuck alone. 💢

I’m 18! That’s being an adult!!!

I’m an adult, I don’t have a god damn curfew. Leave me alone if you’re just gonna make things not fun for me.

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · 2y ago

( She puts her hands on her hips, raising a brow. ) Oh really? Last I checked you have a curfew at nine. Your parents were clear on that.

Fuck OFF. None of you are my parents. 💢 They aren’t allowed to tell me what to do either!

Mind your business, I’m allowed to do what I want.

࣪’ 𝓢T𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘⊹ ࣪ EYED@blueshiftting.bsky.social · 2y ago

Seems so, unless you want to go burn some old papers in a trash can out back.

I didnt fuckin ask for lame ass adults to hang out near me?? Mind your business, I’ll burn whatever I want.