Before my dear homie @coolzey.bsky.social and I hit the road this fall for the "Blood Van Tour," we're releasing a collaborative album called "Blood Van," which will feature both rap duets and drums/guitar rock band tracks. Please support our fundraiser. THANK. www.kickstarter.com/projects/coo...

Collect All 79 returns with the first "DV8S" episode: a deep dive into the lore of G1 Transformers and a vintage Optimus Prime restoration. Please like and subscribe, nerds. ROLL OUT! youtu.be/TqYEwI3c9q8?...

Collect All 79 - Ep13 DV8S | G1 Optimus Prime Restoration Vintage Hasbro Transformers Toys

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Sat. June 13, 2026 @ 8pm EST: Join @mclars.bsky.social & me for Villains in the Feed, a live streaming nerdcore concert in celebration of our favorite bad guys. MC Snax opens. VIP tix with exclusive perks available now: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

I’ve been obsessed with Darth Vader since age 3. Come watch me explore his lore and perform a lot of nerdcore rap songs when I team up with @mclars.bsky.social & MC Snax for Villains in the Feed, streaming live on Sat June 13th. Tix: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

In the new episode of "Collect All 79," I add a vintage vehicle, find my final pilots, invent a carded figure display option and write an insidiously infectious song. Plus, @mc.frontalot.com shows up! Please like & subscribe, nerds! #collectall79 #kennerstarwarstoys youtu.be/g90wlBZ164A?...

Collect All 79 - Ep12 | Pilot Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys B-Wing Tie Fighter

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Sat June 13: @mclars.bsky.social & I present “Villains in the Feed,” a live stream concert exploring lore behind beloved baddies. Lars will examine antagonists of Edgar Allen Poe & I will deep dive into Darth Vader. MC Snax opens. VIP tix w/exclusive perks available: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

If you've ever liked my song "Supervillain" from my 2007 album "Mark of the Beast," you're gonna love its all-new modern update. New beat. New vocal performance. New aggression. Mixed by Vince Vandal. Available exclusively on Patreon: patreon.com/c/schafferth... Root for the bad guys.

May the Fourth is not only Star Wars Day; it's also MCA Day. RIP Adam Yauch (August 5th, 1964 - May 4th, 2012) #maythe4th #mcaday vimeo.com/548404909

Star Wars-themed MCA Tribute Medley

Schaffer the Darklord pays tribute to Adam "MCA" Yauch of the Beastie Boys on MCA Day/Star Wars Day (May 4th, 2021).

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Happy Star Wars Day! Have you been watching my youtube series about vintage Kenner Star Wars toy collecting? Because if not...I find your lack of "likes and subscribes" disturbing. Peep that nerdy business: www.youtube.com/user/schaffe...

Hey, friends! My big-ass merch sale continues! More items are being added! But don't delay, because this sale will end in May! GET THAT STUFF WHILE YOU CAN! schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom explains why she won't be in attendance at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1183029151

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - BUNNY BUXOM

RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom explains why she won't be in attendance at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. Tickets on sale now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rabb...

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RHP Intercuntinental Champion Kita St. Cyr still awaits a challenger for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178947560

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - KITA ST. CYR

RHP Intercuntinental Champion Kita St. Cyr still awaits a challenger for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. Tickets on sale now at https://littlefieldnyc.com/

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From ring official to Intercuntinental Champion, Seedy Edie looks back before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1180652435

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - SEEDY EDIE

From ring official to longest reigning Intercuntinental Champion of all time, Seedy Edie looks back on a legendary career before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16...

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My apartment is getting crowded, and I need some money, so...I'm having a big-ass merch sale! Tees, hats, posters, CDs, memorabilia & more! This sale could last a week or a month. I don't know. I'm impulsive. Buy some stuff while it's cheap. THANK. schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

I just released a new episode of "Collect All 79!" In this installment, I review three custom figures from The Next 17. Please like and subscribe, nerds! youtu.be/O92M46HQFI0?...

Collect All 79 - Ep11 | Next 17 Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys Yoda Beru Medical Luke

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Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW, my 2024 musical tribute to scary movies, is now available to watch on youtube! Go get spooky, creeps! youtu.be/-0LJuPZyZCE?...

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW

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RHP superstar Right Now Rouge responds to a challenge from her former valet Artina Darkly ahead of TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178588144

Middle-aged MAGA men admire and ENVY Trump for his constant lies and tough guy posturing. He makes them nostalgic for a simpler time when they got to be the world’s smartest, strongest men in their children’s eyes. Before their kids learned to read. Before they lost custody in their divorces.

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178874136

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - ARTINA DARKLY

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. Tickets on sale now at https://...

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Watch me perform my Easter song "Night of the Living Christ" while paying tribute to the 1973 film "The Exorcist" in my 2024 tribute to scary movies "Schaffer the Darklord's Horrorshow." vimeo.com/1180295858

Night of the Living Christ as The Exorcist

Schaffer performs his Easter song "Night of the Living Christ" while paying tribute to the 1973 film "The Exorcist" in his 2024 musical tribute to scary movies "Schaffer the Darklord's Horrorshow." ...

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RHP New York Champion Stella Nova responds to a challenge ahead of TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1176729468

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - STELLA NOVA

RHP New York Champion Stella Nova responds to a challenge ahead of TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TasselMania 8 tickets are on sale now at https://littlefie...

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RHP Hall of Famer Abby Fantastic lays out her championship title plans for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1176526866

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - ABBY FANTASTIC

RHP Hall of Famer Abby Fantastic lays out her championship title plans for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. Tickets on sale now at https://littlefieldnyc.com/

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March 2026 Patreon content is up, and it's a doozy! Got a SICK new Department of Darkness banger called "Guillotine" w/lyrics/remix kit/behind-the-scenes video. Plus I've got a spot-on cover of House of Pain's "Jump Around" AND MORE! Sign up today: patreon.com/c/schafferth...

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak responds to Nancy NoGood's challenge for his title at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174166263

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - UNCLE FREAK

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak responds to Nancy NoGood's challenge for his title at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn,…

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Notorious member of The Nobodies faction Nancy NoGood issues a challenge for the RHP Drag & Slay Championship ahead of TasselMania 8 @ Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174134721

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - NANCY NOGOOD

Notorious member of the Nobodies faction Nancy NoGood has some words for RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak ahead of their title match at TasselMania 8 on…

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SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! Rabbit Hole Productions returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY with TASSELMANIA 8 and all the episodic burlesque/drag/nightlife "combat entertainment" action you've come to expect! Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol...

With RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom on sabbatical, she's left the reigns in the hands of her younger brother Buster Balls. TasselMania 8 arrives at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. vimeo.com/1172742079 TIX: littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_...

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - BUSTER BALLS

With RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom on sabbatical for the foreseeable future, she has left the reigns for TasselMania 8 in the hands of her kid brother Buster Balls. RHP…

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SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! RHP returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY for TASSELMANIA 8! But first, let's get caught up with this look back at TasselMania 7. Tickets on sale now at littlefieldnyc.com vimeo.com/1171853734?s...

TasselMania 8 Promo - RECAP

RHP returns to LittleField in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026 for TasselMania 8! Featuring all of the no holds barred burlesque/drag combat entertainment…

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HEY, ROCHESTER! Today is @lextheconartist.bsky.social bday & tix for our matinee show at Bug Jar on Sat 6/27 JUST went on sale, so...DO IT! Friends in Columbus, Pittsburgh, NYC, Philly & Baltimore: tix for our tour w/Master Hand on sale too! DO THAT ALSO! schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

I'm loving Resident Evil Requiem. If you are too, please enjoy this music video for my song "Every Survival Horror Game," in which I celebrate all the reliable tropes of the genre in costumes as James Sunderland, Alan Wake and my dude, Leon S. Kennedy. youtu.be/mpmYAdXkchc?...

Schaffer The Darklord - Every Survival Horror Game (Official Music Video)

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