My balls start hangin proper low when it gets warmer. Blessing and a curse
Schlonkey Kong
@schlonkeykong.bsky.social
Dom top. Massive dick... and my cock's huge. Gamer. Stoner. Artist. Reigning cuddle champ. 🇬🇧🇯🇲🇩🇲 🔞 DMs open. https://onlyfans.com/schlonkeykong
Put that mouth to good use. If u can't hold a convo at least suck some dick
Right if I have to sell dick n underwear to get a Switch 2 I will do it 😂😂
Wait a minute I'm missin Nintendo Direct, oh hell nah
Afternoon boys 😘 I know it's been a while, but some things never change... like my need to ram my dick in someone's throat 🤪 Who's hungry?
Mornin lads, been a while since I've posted my ugly mug so here ya go. This week, my goal is to get back on my weightlifting grind for real. As your resident lazy cunt w bad levels of motivation, let me be the first to tell u to COMMIT. Make this week your bitch.
Afternoon boys, Daddy wishing u a happy #FCF. Now come get your throat round this thing 🤪
Mornin boys, nothin much to say just look at my dick n imagine it bruising your throat
Need a good boy to trace their tongue up n down my fat bulge. Any takers? 👅
Working in IT is solving 5 problems, creating 2 more, spending too much time finding a solution and making documentation, only for a software update to render half of it useless
Woke up proper horny this morn, be a good boy n put this in ya mouth while I play Metal Gear Solid 🤪
And R.I.P. Angie Stone, legend in the game. Her soul n spirit live in thru her music forever.