schmoogus

@schmoogusdoofus.bsky.social

21 year old bum NO MINORS/WEIRDOS PLS who wanna sit in this tub with me and rub mah BUTT (Pfp from @axeldagoat)

⚠️SHORTSTACK DILF INCOMING!!!⚠️ Meet bobert! A cute, loveable little guy with your typical office job and tons of meat packed in his assets! His ex wife sure is missing out.

Gus is pretty exhausted from hooking up with all those babes on the beach. So, he decides to lay down to relax in the sun and give his bod a nice tan. Until he starts hearing weird grunts and wet clapping sounds coming from behind his rear!!!

It’s despairing not to see my bear-trothed on Valentine’s Day because of the 2x2 PROJECT… Despite all that, he sent me this a minute ago showing all his love… You’re my bear-loved mischievous Monokuma, Happy Valentine’s Day~!