Schnorkles O'Bork

@schnorkles.bsky.social

A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

This gets said in almost every close election. Primary polls are notoriously messy and are often not done by anyone who can actually field a poll. You're basically using some El-sayed internals and a couple of low end polls to declare the entire industry dead.

Charles Gaba ✡️@charlesgaba.com · 12h ago

Speaking of which, the margin is now down to less than 26,000 votes, or less than 2%. Regardless of who ultimately wins, it's safe to say that the entire polling industry looks like a bunch of jackasses right now.


El-Sayed 656,815 48.95%
Stevens 630,912 47.02%
McMorrow 54,148 4.04%

i want to point out, for those of you are interested, why i don't dive into these arguments past like a post or two is because you can read how qualified they get. "Well, this election is x and y and z and I'd love to see <thing that proves a negative to my incredibly specific take>"

There's like a giant pile of literature and takes by multiple polling aggregators that you follow that all lead to the same thing, which is that primary turnout has literally 0 good correlation with general turnout. These takes are really painful.

Joshua B. Hoe@joshuabhoe.bsky.social · 14h ago

Perry Johnson spent $30 million on ads and is getting trounced, but not in the same numbers....Will Mike Rogers be responsible for driving huge turnout in the midterms by himself (if people aren't excited for James)? Not betting on it

One of the reasons scandals are so dangerous is the day-of vote. If the first thing about a candidate you google is "Accused of doing something terrible with women" then that's literally the first impression of them and it makes you faarrr less likely to vote for them

The polling in Michigan is pretty bad for Stevens. Polling in Michigan isn't as dire as it used to be, they've standardized a lot of things that used to be massive messes pre 2020, but still, polling primaries has a very high MoE. That said, El-Sayed has to be viewed as the favorite rn.

Rijji@whyisanything.bsky.social · yesterday

But like i remember hearing Sunday that a Stevens internal group told her that she has no path left to winning the primary with the shape of early voting and the polls

I think people doomsaying El-Sayed are kind of stupid on this here website, he's not loony enough to run more than a point or two behind a more centrist candidate and the environment will more than make up for that. I think they're also idiots for calling Stevens the anti-christ.

Dana Houle@danahoule.bsky.social · 2d ago

I kinda think El-Sayed will win, but it’s a total guess, I have no confidence that’s correct. But here’s a prediction I make with great confidence: If Stevens wins narrowly, & it’s in part because she dominated w Black voters, this place is going to get real ugly.

Also the Dodgers trading for Skubal and not even touching their best prospects (but still providing what may not be a slam dunk, but is significant value for a rental) is kind of a sign of how much of a juggernaut that team is.

THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Sen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."