Schwarzebar
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago. 🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻 🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
My new vocal stim is saying Yeztugo in Super Mario’s voice.
Mario & Peach: Nintendo Celebration
ALT: Mario & Peach: Nintendo Celebration
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He said IM OUT and I feel you I too am so tired.
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2w agoQuick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
To the short muscley guy across from me on the bus with thick dark hair poking out of his gym tank all over his side tiddies and shoulders. …lemme put it just one good time. We could have a field day.
All imma say is if the big one happens, I want yall to treat it like yall did renaissance and dress up and act a fool for the celebration …
Blue Ivy & Beyoncé Renaissance Tour Performance
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Bird Man@percivalpenman.bsky.social · 4w agoBro, it don’t even got to be Mitch today. Since Death skipping over people, gon head and move Greg Abbott up a spot.
Get up. It’s time for house chores, Ajax and blasting r&b divas
Damn, I do need to plan an NYC visit…
Justin Bailey 👾@the-rural-juror.bsky.social · last mo.happy pride you fuckin animals
Make it with only flats and you’ve got a deal.
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · last mo.I would like to fight everyone involved in this! 😕
Just throwing this out there. If you have hairy shoulders, I will want to hump you so much. And that’s that on that.
My 90-min sexy deep tissue massage ended 45 mins early because he (honestly the sweetest, cutest, hairiest man) wanted to blow me, cuddle, lay on my pecs and unload (cummily & emotionally) Wonderful! I love all these things! But my lower back and thighs and calves and neck and shoulders tho! 😭😭😭
SEGA has the chance to do the funniest thing.
Those bitches about to make me get a Switch 2 on *principle* and not just the Ocarina of Time remake.
Imran Khan@imrankhan.bsky.social · last mo.Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber
I hate Vegas. My husband loves Vegas. He was here for work, and since it’s been 5+ years, I joined for the tail end of his trip. It just so happens that this weekend is FUCKING EVO. The kid in me yells and shoryuken’s from my chest. I remember the first years of EVO in the 90s. Pics to come.
There is a fellow wfh desk jockey around the corner from me who just wants to suck dick before logging into Microsoft Teams, and all I want is to blow a load on/in a sexy man before opening up Figma. This might be my most successful and productivity focused working relationship. 💦
Pour one out, or pour several loads out if you’ve got em.
Meryl Strep@joetheequeer.bsky.social · last mo.It is with a heavy heart that i share this news with you all … holenextdoor has retired 😭😔💔🕊️
I’m really craving a hairy cuddle session. I am loooooong over due.
Badonklin@badonklin.bsky.social · last mo.
