The most powerful people in the country are a bunch of nerds who think “maybe the stripper really does like me!”
Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #ChicagoStars, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
Bra shopping. I need a good lift for Vegas, ya know?
Five concerts you’ve seen with a woman lead singer: Liz Phair Breeders Alanis Sleater-Kinney Siouxsie and the Banshees
Tom Wattle@timbaffoe.bsky.social · 7h agoFive concerts you’ve seen with a woman lead singer: Rilo Kiley Ratboys Beach Bunny Sleater-Kinney Liz Phair
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoDonald Trump has not be seen in public since Wednesday, and he hasn't uttered a single word about yesterday's historic air travel ground stop -- not even on his Truth Social page
I'm going to Metro tonight for Afghan Whigs and have an extra ticket, so hit me up if you want to go!
I had planned to go to work after my nail appointment today, but I just got my hair done and it would be wasteful not to share it. So instead I'll go shopping then to the bar.
Dammit, now I need to stay up and watch the rest of this game. #Illini
I've got an extra ticket for Afghan Whigs at Metro tomorrow night, if any of my friendos want to go. cc: @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @bunson8r.bsky.social
Trump's US: You can't catch a flight out of town, but you *can* catch a potentially deadly disease!
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 22h agoThe U.S. has lost its measles-elimination status
Today has not imbued me with confidence about my domestic flight scheduled in 6 days.
I'm willing to test out this theory tomorrow, if Microsoft wants to take its time.
Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)@schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d agoI was wondering yesterday what a job that doesn't rely on email would be like. Turns out it's pretty fucking great.
I was wondering yesterday what a job that doesn't rely on email would be like. Turns out it's pretty fucking great.
Outlook is down. What should I do instead of emails: 1. Shop for vacation packages in Aruba 2. Work on firm bills that don't require Microsoft products 3. Go for a walk in the cold
Name a pair you would rather see running the House & Senate. Wrong answers only.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost@alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 3d agoName a pair you would rather see running the House & Senate. Wrong answers only.
I am so sick of people here trying to avoid taking responsibility for their mistakes. You fucked up! Just admit it and apologize so we can all move on!
Free throws . . . How the fuck do they work? #Illini
Those Texas Tech students will be so sad when the #Illini win this game.
#Illini slowly climbing back into this one.
#Illini need to cut the crap with the turnovers.
