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schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

🍁(♡ +↺ appreciated!)🍁 it is that time, folks... time for me to open up some slots so i can draw pretty pictures for YOU (yes, you!!) now including a 🌟Brand New Service🌟 (wow!): chibis/squishy little guys 🔗👇 vgen.co/schwoobzilla #commissions #vgen

graphic showing off schwoobzilla's chibi commissions for $45 and two examples of the artist's work

screenshot from schwoobzilla's vgen page showing two of their services: B&W Sketches starting at $50 and Chibi Surprise starting at $45

screenshot from schwoobzilla's vgen page showing two of their services: Flat Color Illustrations starting at $50 and Full Color Illustrations starting at $100

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ ♡ + ⟳ appreciated!! ] opening emergency comms so i can pay my bills <3 let me draw ur wols/ocs/faves🙏 3/5 slots filled as of posting check my vgen or 🔗👇👇

determined looking cat girl/miqo'te with long ombre hair pointing with one hand while the other sits on her hip

tharannas @tharannas.bsky.social · 3mo ago

okay artfight is no longer down time to attack!!1 Hlynur Arud for @schwoobzilla.bsky.social 🐰 [ #TeamComedy | #ArtFight2026 ]

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

(❤️+🔁 appreciated) things have been dreary lately so let's brighten things up by starting Pride Month a bit early!! 🏳️‍🌈 Pride YCHs are finally here !! Just like last year, we got a variety of poses for individuals, couples, and even trios! more info on vgen (🔗👇)

commission sheet showcasing schwoobzilla's pride YCH poses: two couples (option A shows one person carrying the other; option B shows the couple holding hands with their foreheads touching) for $45; an individual proudly holding up a flag for $35; a trio of people snuggling close while each holding their own flag for $60. furries are welcome (with additional fees) and all flags shown are examples only and can be changed upon request. these poses are not free to use.

Pride YCHs: slots now available. check out schwoobzilla on vgen for details

schwoobzilla pride YCH rules:
- any species/gender/body type okay !! other than that, only minor changes to facial expression allowed.
- canon characters, OCs, furries, sonas okay
- must have visual references + flags wanted-- make sure the characters area CLEARLY labeled with the flag(s) you want for them !!
- NO HATE SPEECH BIGOTRY OF ANY KIND
- NO genAI REFERENCES !! you will be blacklisted
- these are personal use only !!

questions? email me at schwoobzilla.art@gmail.com

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

hey besties it's nearly that time of year again 👀🏳️‍🌈✨ #pride2026 #prideych #lgbtq+ #queerpride

schwoobzilla's pride ychs
slots coming soon !!
check out SCHWOOBZILLA on VGen for details

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

opened up some commission slots on ko-fi because i'm in desperate need of groceries. currently 4 slots available ko-fi.com/schwoobzilla... #commissions #kcd #ffxiv #dragonage #dnd

screenshot of the artist's available service listing on ko-fi. it showcases various samples in the style they are offering. priced at $50+

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

whatchu got there, urianger? 👀 (uncensored ver on patreon) #ffxiv #urianger

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

thancred: what are you doing in my room and why are you wearing that???? *record scratch* hlynur voice: i'm sure you're wondering how i got here- (full comic --> www.patreon.com/posts/troubl... ) #ffxiv #ff14 #ocsky

a viera guy with long hair and round glasses, dressed in a playboy-esque suit, leans down to take off the heels he's been wearing. he stares up in shock at the person who just walked through the door, Thancred from FFXIV. They stare at each other, faces flushed and unsure what to do as they heartbeats grow louder and louder.

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 5mo ago

finally getting around to posting speedpaints of my pieces. first up is the tarot card for my HoF 🫢 (full on patreon) | #dragonage #HoF #tarotcard |

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 6mo ago

these bnuuy sticker designs i did a year ago are still pretty damn cute 👀 (full on Patreon) | #bnuuy #stickers #medieval |

a collection of bunnies dressed in medieval/fantasy garb. five out of seven are hidden. the two that are shown are both dressed like colorful court jesters. the brown bunny on the left has a red and orange hat decorated with bells and stars. the white bunny with black ears on the right has a blue and green striped jester hat decorated with tassels. they are all arranged on a beige background with a leafy decorated border. the text in the middle reads "FiefBuns by schwoobzilla"
art by schwoobzilla

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 6mo ago

i love doing a little oc x canon, especially when it means i get to draw henry fussing over the most gorgeous person i've ever drawn | #vgen #commission #kcd2oc #ocxcanon |

henry of skalitz fussing over his pregnant partner, Mirka-- a beautiful black person with waist length ginger curls and a swollen belly.
dialogue:
"henry, love-- you worry too much!"
"but what if the baby comes a-and you're in the street--"
"i will only be going to the square and back. i shant be long. i promise"
art by Schwoobzilla

henry of skalitz fussing over his pregnant partner, Mirka-- a beautiful black person with waist length ginger curls and a swollen belly.
art by Schwoobzilla

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 6mo ago

im making good on a promise, so here are some merc wips (full on patreon) #dnd #ttrpg #patreon

line up of 5 different people. a confident black man with an easy smile. a scowling person with a round face and a kettle helm. a stoic person with long straight hair. a sneering man with sharp cheekbones and a slicked back ponytail. a grinning wall of a man with missing teeth and drooping eyes. art by schwoobzilla

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

new service just dropped. i'll make ur guys into silly little guys #VGen #commission #skeb vgen.co/schwoobzilla...

SURPRISE ME/SKEB STYLE: Muppet-ification by schwoobzilla (@schwoobzilla)

Send a request while they're still accepting!

vgen.co

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

i have fallen victim to the bnuuy boy propaganda...... #ffxiv 🌱 www.patreon.com/posts/so-i-s...

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"ᴠᴇɴɢᴇᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ ꜱᴡɪꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʀᴏɴɢꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ. ᴛʜᴜꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʀɪꜱᴇ- ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱʜ." full on my patreon #henryofskalitz #kcd2

cropped painting portraying henry of skalitz surrounded by flames with a blazing sun behind him

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

henry being too embarrassed to talk about his fling with that hot priest in the monastery? more likely than you think #hansry #henrious

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

day 376 without pokopia.... | #pokopia #akotsk #dunkandegg |

dunk and egg from "a knight of the seven kingdoms" as ditto versions of themselves. dunk is holding out a wooden toy sword for egg. the squire takes it as a ponyta and dratini observe the scene. the background is a blue ditto-shaped blob

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 7mo ago

oc comm from #Vgen #commission

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i made an interest check for DnD tokens !! if y'all could fill it out for me that'd be so awesome and wonderful and based of u guys k thanks byeeeeeeee forms.gle/hYq9WwxLQ3RX...

"DnD Token Packs" Interest Check !! ⚔️🛡️

I want to make pre-made DnD tokens of NPCs (or PCs) for people to use for roll20, dndbeyond, and other places like that !! These would come as downloadable PNGs in packs of 3-5-- depending on the res...

docs.google.com

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i accidentally messed up the questions but it's fixed now!!

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i made an interest check for DnD tokens !! if y'all could fill it out for me that'd be so awesome and wonderful and based of u guys k thanks byeeeeeeee forms.gle/hYq9WwxLQ3RX...

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i made an interest check for DnD tokens !! if y'all could fill it out for me that'd be so awesome and wonderful and based of u guys k thanks byeeeeeeee forms.gle/hYq9WwxLQ3RX...

"DnD Token Packs" Interest Check !! ⚔️🛡️

docs.google.com

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

adding a new wip to my pile of 10000 wips. this time it's henry !!! (same as like,,, the last 10 wips i've started tbh) up on #patreon at 12p PST [ #henryofskalitz #kcd #kcd2 #wip ]

wip of henry of skalitz surrounded by flame

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

big thanks to everyone who's shared my post about my ipad !! i really appreciate it 🧡🧡🧡

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

this situation kinda cringe but i'm desperate rn😭😭 anyway i need the money and anything y'all can spare would be a massive help !! it's stressing me out real bad bc i do /everything/ on this thing pls read the alt text if you're having trouble reading the bubbles 🫶 #VGen #Patreon #kofi 🔗🔽🔽🔽

My iPad is DYING and it's kinda my entire livelihood... (drawing of a person with brown hair and glasses pulling nervously at the hood of their sweater)
signed: schwoobzilla

I've had her since 2018... It won't hold a charge anymore and the power drains even while it's plugged in. And running my art programs? ...Yeah. It's not doing too well... I've tried EVERYTHING to keep the ol' gal running, but nothing has worked... So, obviously, the next step is finding a replacement!!
(right-to-left, top-to-bottom: a drawing of the tablet with stick arms and stick legs plugged in but the screen says "not charging lol"; a drawing of the tablet character bent over like an old person having a conversation with the artist- "eh?" "can I draw please?" "you wanna get a bra?" "siiiigh"; drawing of the artist holding the tablet close to their face, looking very sad; drawing of the artist sitting in front of a computer screen that says "new ipad site yipee!!" with a confident smile and a finger in the air)
signed: schwoobzilla

Only... it's REALLY expensive. About $2.5k for the new tablet + the pen after taxes-- this doesn't even include the parts of my setup I'll have to replace bc the new gear won't fit my current one... I tried to get a bank loan... but when you're self-employed and hardly make $5k/year... getting approved is nearly impossible-- even with good credit. My only choice now is to get a loan from my parents OR somehow raise all the money BEFORE she kicks the bucket for real this time. REGARDLESS--
(top-to-bottom: drawing of the artist getting punched really hard in the face by a smiling figure coming out of the screen with a big "$2.5k" for a face; drawing of the artist on their hands and knees, surrounded by darkness, crying over a receipt that says "Bank total: lmao ur POOR")
signed: schwoobzilla

Every little bit helps!! Support me on P-treon!! $5/month + posts for sale (both SFW & NSFW). Support me on Ko-fi!! Send tips and/or buy from my shop*!! *I'm working on adding more products there. Commission me on VGen!! As always, Sharing helps a TON!!
(drawing of the artist holding their arms up to show the icons of the places you can support them above their head. they have an open-mouth smile and look a little stressed)
signed: schwoobzilla

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Newt has a question for you. what do you say? 🤭❤️ full thing: www.patreon.com/posts/happy-... #patreon #valentinesday #ocsky #pinup

cropped illustration of Newt, a half-elf with sharp teeth, brown/white hair, yellow eyes, and freckled brown skin holding up a heart cut-out in front of their chest. the red text next to them reads "will you be my valentine?". smaller white text on the side reads "full on patreon"

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

last chance to grab one of these !! 20% off for the next 12 hours !! ends midnight PST

xander @shokrakar.bsky.social · 8mo ago

#Lavaellan art from @schwoobzilla.bsky.social <3 i love this piece so much... 🥰 sharing just in time for Valentines Day.

Art featuring my Inquisitor and Sebastian Vael in two separate hearts (one to the bottom left, the other upper right) themed for Valentines Day.

Yvair is a darkskinned Dalish elf with white vallaslin (tattoos) that cover not only his face but his arms and what shows of his torso, hips and shoulders. He has vibrant green eyes as a result of the Anchor's magic, with golden eyeshadow. His hair is red. He's wearing a pink crop top with just one strap that goes over his left shoulder and simple leather pants. Yvair is smiling and holding flowers in both hands, one hand reaching up to where Sebastian is above him and to the right to offer one of said flowers.

Sebastian is a human man with brown skin and dark brown hair, blue eyes. He's wearing a long sleeved white silk shirt that's has a deep V cut showing off chest hair, simple black pants and a red sash belt tied into a big bow. Sebastian is taking the offered flower with an almost bashful smile, his free hand hovering in front of his mouth.

There are yellow flowers and strawberries decorating the two hearts and background.

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

making tom's dream of taking henry to get fast food come true (along w mutt and pebbles ofc. this trio is inseparable) #henryofskalitz #kcd #comic

schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)@schwoobzilla.bsky.social · 8mo ago

nothing to see here. just a lord and his squire doing some... Knightly Business 🫣 (see the full on my 18+ patreon tier at 12pm PST) patreon.com/Schwoobzilla #nsfw #patreon #hansry