SCOM⛅️
@scomputer.fun
my name is SCOM (any/proper noun) seizure disorder | 📼🐸 | i love you ⛅️ pfp for the week by @humblebumbler.bsky.social
ME: whaddya mean stew? HER: i like stew, isn’t it obvious? ME: not really. stew isn’t a hobby. like, do you mean beef stew? do you like to just sit and ruminate on things? HER: (unlocking her phone with over 10,000+ pictures of the Family Guy baby on it)
FACT: most computer scientists attribute value to artificial intelligence because the brain is the most computer like organ in the human body! this comparison is especially noticeable in how - both hold and process data - capacity to solve complex equations - solitaire, minesweeper - there is mouse
told Jonah Hill he been acting too much like his character from Mega Mind. it was hot outside. Mid90’s. he tried coming at me with that Brazilian jiujitsu stuff. fortunately we was in Kentucky at the time so i vanquished him easily. that shit only works in Brazil. ask me about my wiener, or whatever
today’s horrorscope ARIES: luck in love TORI AMOS: have a soup! GEMINI: go to bed, dude CRAB APPLE: take a bath LEOPATRA: dance VIRGO: dance 💃🕺🪩 LIBERTY MUTUAL: revolution SCORPIO: wins SAGITTARIUS: take. a. bath!!! CANDYCORN: kiss your phone AQUABUTT: kill your phone PISCES: see Gemini*
officer: 912, what’s your emergency? me: 912? this.. this isn’t the cops, is it? officer: that’s 911, 912 is fashion police me: well i need help. i just got stabbed a bunch, and the dude who did it is getting away officer: okay. what is he wearing?
algorithms is dumb. you don’t gotta use math to make everybody stop and come check out this cartwheel
everybody said i was stupid! so dumb! everybody gave me so much shit for buying a net! they all said to me, they said ‘when are we ever gonna need a net??’ well eat your fucking words! and look what i caught!
rappers wanna know how i got it. they wanna know how i’m living. rappers wanna know what i’m eating. and they wanna ask me, like, “what’s on your plate?” and so i tell ‘em. “YOU!”
today is a new day . new from all other days that came before it a day in mint condtion
stayed up all night fortunate to wake up today and read all sorts of good news in this thread🧵
SCOM⛅️@scomputer.fun · 3d agogimme some good news
does anybody wanna play: A.) Mario Kart? B.) Super Smash Bros.? C.) in traffic with me? vote now, america!
officially moved out yesterday, and had to give my keys over to my landlord. anyway here they are in a video, anxiously waiting for a call back to play a set of keys for a role in a film
SCOM⛅️@scomputer.fun · last yr.made a new video with omari :)
you don’t have to put ‘+18/mdni’ your bio, dumbass. if you don’t want anyone to read your posts, just start typing them all in cursive
ZOO KEEPER: horror movies in 1980 were so much simpler. there was a big scary guy who’d kill you, and we’d put his face on a t-shirt. eventually he’d go to space or have a novelty rap album, but we loved it 🦧: Ooh Ahh? ZOO KEEPER: i hadn’t considered that 🦧: 🍎? 🍌??? ZOO KEEPER: too liminal
guys let’s all get together on one giant phone call together and all fall asleep talking about it to each other guys
