@scootmaluke.bsky.social

Love going places but NEVER on a cruise ship. Burgers over steaks. Gin Martinis and Riojas, but never before noon. THAT would be a Bloody Mary.

Doesn't escape me that 3 of the 4 most recent deaths are the very people whose promotions are being blocked by Pete Hegseth. Never before has there been a pukefest on the scale we're now experiencing. These are the warmongers now, the ones who never fought.

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We play Punch Buggy. I even wrote a book of rules and how to accrue points. Like 5 points extra if there's a dachshund in the VW. 5 extra points if you wave and the driver waves back. But a silver convertible Bug with a goddamn picnic basket on the back wins. Slam dunk. Game over. #photography

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The Tehachapi loop, an engineering marvel. To gradualize the track's incline between Bakersfield and Mohave, California, the train passes through a tunnel and then circles back over itself. The aerial view I took when my nephew took me up in his Cessna. Amazing. #photography #Tehachapiloop #trains

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Sitting on my lounge chair, my dog asleep on my knee, towering snow-white thunderheads floating over my head and a lawnmower filling the air with the tang of fresh cut grass, I knew that I could never ask for more than that single solitary moment, a moment of pure and unimpeded bliss. #photography

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Being a flamboyant female Mother Nature always sucked at camouflage. Caught her watching me behind a tree with a dirty look. Don't know why. I ride my bike and wear all my clothes twice. Maybe because of my air conditioner, but I only use that over 30°c. And I'm old(er).🙄We get a break. #photography

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Dear "celebrities", this is the hottest star, and the only one that really matters. And they don't give a shit about MSG weddings, divorces or maternity dresses worn during film promotions. Here they are on set. #photography

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At dinner at our friends' house, their 7-year-old son said "When I grow up I'm gonna marry Andreas, and then I'm gonna marry Heike." His dad said "But if you marry Andreas that means you're gay." And the son said, "So what?" And the dad said, "OK." And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

We were extras in the synagogue scene in Keeping the Faith. We had strict instructions not to approach Anne Bancroft. But when Mel Brooks came to pick her up he was encircled by other extras hoping to shake his hand. He shook every one with a genuine smile. He was the epitome of grace. #melbrooks100

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