As a kid I was convinced she was Ned Beatty in drag.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · yesterdaySitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · yesterday
Jon Hamm's knowing smile and gesture
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NBC News@nbcnews.com · last wk.A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators.
⚔️“NO WAAAAAAAAY!” ⚔️
Steve Lin@stevelin.bsky.social · 2w agoWhoa Steve Ritchie just announced his retirement. I mean, well deserved and I hope he is able to really lean into it. Incredible career with so many iconic pinball designs. Thank you for endless hours of fun! 🫡 www.knapparcade.com/blog/legenda...
Finally saw footage of the “flying” car. It’s not flying. It’s flipping. A totally useless totally dumb feature insisted upon by a totally useless and dumb man.
Remember that part in Willy Wonka where they show a live chicken getting its head chopped off? Yeah. That one for me.
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 4w agoIn honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
My neighborhood clocking in with totally normal, totally affordable rental prices for available units. Great job, Daniel Lurie! Rent freezes are for poors that don’t work hard enough to create shareholder value. Love your Instagram videos, BTW. Keep slaying, gurl!
You should try writing a sternly worded letter. That might fix it.
Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov · last mo.He says this with a straight face as gas reaches $4.50/gal, diesel reaches $6.50/gal, mortgage rates soar over 7%, grocery costs are rising, and Americans’ sentiments towards the economy are the lowest they’ve been since the Great Recession.
Wait, was the meta message of Toy Story 5 that tech is boring therefore a movie about tech should also be boring?
Finally forced myself to listen to Life of a Showgirl Encore. As someone that went to the Eras tour twice this entire era has been the musical equivalent of this gif.
Sideshow Bob Rakes
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That Guy Him: Hotdog Suit Pointing
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.JD Vance: "The message is don't give power to the crazy people who started these problems in the first place. If you're frustrated about high prices, you have every reason to be."
Or you can do what I did about a decade ago…pull your pants up too fast, hit your balls juuuuuuust right and then you get to swell from a walnut to a russet potato in in 2 days. Bonus is you need to place a pillow underneath them when you sleep. Downside is you can’t walk comfortably for 6 months.
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You cannot convince me that these are two different people. IYKYK.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · last mo.
Dr. Randall Mindy: It's Right There
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DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo agoThere are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
I’ve had multiple years of my work erased during either priority shifts or mergers. Always save multiple backups of everything you do right after you make something. Learned my lesson when Al Jazeera bought Current TV and erased everything to save on storage space.
First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo agoBET Digital has permanently removed all its digital news articles from its website to 'prioritize video content,' I'm told. Years of news articles are now gone forever. Some writers were able to save their stories; some weren't
Happy Honda Days have nothing on “Allah these Savings!”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoJD Vance says we're about to "celebrate the 25th year" of 9/11
The loss of Dolly Parton is devastating but I’m happy knowing there is probably a massive philanthropic surprise she planned for all of us posthumously that we could’ve never thought of that will benefit humanity for generations.
It begins…
Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 2mo agoFacebook showed me a page that posts AI written posts accompanied by AI generated images of Austin tourist destinations and city landmarks that look nothing like the actual locations and it's more unsettling than most other AI content I've seen a repulsive hyperreal imitation of the city i live in
Saved you a click: ALF, Just the Ten of Us, Ice Pirates, That Darn Cat (1997 version), Michael Clayton, The Apple, Cool World, Dallas S3 E11-15, The Piano, The World According to Garp, Hondo (3D version), The Pirates of Darkwater, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Gigi, The Bicycle Thief.
IGN@ign.com · 2mo agoReady for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS
Hear that lefties?! Shape up or he’s gonna write another sternly worded letter and continue to do nothing! (Said like the punchline to “The Aristocrats”) “ABUNDANCE!”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoWELKER: Do democratic socialists belong in the Dem Party? JEFFRIES: What I can say is I do not support defunding the police, I do not support open borders, I do not support abolishing the Senate. We're focused on actually solving the problems hard-working American taxpayer want us to solve ...