𝙅𝙪𝙡𝙞𝙪𝙨 & 𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝.
@scrapmetalduo.bsky.social
Borderlands OC Account by Athan !
huh ? oh. uh… i guess calling a woman mother is like saying they’re hot or something
⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 3mo agoNo wait I don’t understa
happy father’s day ! i never knew my dad but yeaaaaahhh !!
// so badly do i wanna write with other Borderlands muses but the verse is completely dead on twitter, virtually nonexistent over here, and no way in HELL am i joining a Borderlands rp discord server. i just know that’s gonna be poop from a butt
🥽- Wow… that sounds like the raddest shit ever ! Do you have it ? Like… can we watch it ? Right now ??? 🤖- I thought it just meant fat men. Which, y’know… I’d watch a movie about fat men right about now.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo ago[ ... scratching his cheek . ] Well, it came from an ol' horror film . Mainly a species called C.H.U.D, mainly "cannibalistic, humanoid, underground dwellers." But, sadly, language tends t' evolve .
⠀⠀One thing you can say about Vault Hunters; they never back down from a hunt. Especially when said hunt might involve a certain treasure, or even something like a wish. ⠀⠀Julius, and his Claptrap Unit/Adopted Sister both heard the rumors about this so called ‘witch’. Neither of them had ever +
𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒!!@thegreatswampwitch.bsky.social · 3mo ago—> -A wish granting witch? It wouldn’t be out of the question, especially with how the word “witch” seemed to be a lot more prevalent around these parts than most others.-
“𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙! 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕞𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒!” A portrayal of Metallia from witch and the hundred knight, written by ViVi
🥽- What does chud even mean ? 🤖- I LOVE CHUDS !!! I LOVE BIG FAT CHUDS !!! ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE ALL SWEATY AND HAIRY !!!
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 3mo agoSighs ... I love all th' chuds equally . F'er I am ... Th' fattest lil chud o' 'em all ....
Y’know, ignoring every horrible thing I experienced on Kairos, which was pretty much everything. It actually wasn’t that bad !
🥽- ( He caught her right before falling over backwards. ) Oh ? I don’t think Mich is evil ! Well… actually, I don’t know about that. ( He had NO idea what she meant, and Mich was damn near ready to smack him on the head. ) 🤖- She means the REFRIGERATOR. STUPID. 🥽- OOOOOOH !! Baby… you know +
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 3mo ago[ Evelyn throws herself at him. ] I thought the evil metallic rectangle got youuuu ☹️. [ the refrigerator ?? 😭 ]
{Hey so uh... remember that one Afton account from like a while ago that was called out for following and being into some absolutely heinous shit beyond any of our comprehensions, alongside following LEWD DNI accounts with a obviously lewd account?} {...Yeah so as it turns out... She's back again.}
AW AW AWWW BABY IM SO SORRYYYYYYY Listen… I promise I haven’t forgotten about you !!! Oh my god okay… I was on this planet called Kairos with some new friends. And we had a run-in with some guy called Time Keeper, and- Y’know what ? That doesn’t matter !! Come here !!
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 3mo agoyou have NOT CUDDLED WITH ME IN SO LONGGGGG ☹️ I AM GOING TO EXPLODEEE UEUEUUEUEUEUE [ sNIFFLING ]
𝑺𝑨𝒀 𝑯𝑰 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑺 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑴𝑬.ᐟ —— CHEESE MACH —— 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈. #REGRETEVATORRP #ROBLOXRP #SFWRP #MVRP
• ៚ —– ◈ ❝ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐮𝐳𝐳 ！ • ➥ 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐥。 • ➥ 𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰。 • ➥ 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢。 • ➥ 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 ！ • ៚ —– ◈ 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐮𝐭𝐳𝐳。
