Pretty girls will literally look like if Venus were a Pippins and then be all like "I dunnoooooo" when you tell them they're beautiful
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Apparently the different ones have different meanings? The crumpled up white ones mean get well soon. So get well soon, okay? — 77
What do ya think duckies hatch from, ya yahtzee? Heehee!!!
pippins .ᐟ@itsgambletime.bsky.social · last wk.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀... what about the one that's got a tiny plastic duck inside? i don't think they're duck-pregnant!
( imagines a bunch of pippins circling around him and putting the barrel of a gun in his mouth as he kneels and gets distracted )
When the cute green "straight guy" that blushes when you call him Princess takes 10 minutes to enter the Pippins speakeasy #wegontouchyou
the other pippins keep whispering to each other and giggling in what i can only assume is an assassination plot against me
So ... if the yellow guy is a DOUBLE-DIE ... and he's got ANOTHER DIE inside of 'im ... does that mean he's always pregnant?
[ Ralsei informed the TV World Darkners that Battat is currently in care at the infirmary. Resting. The Pippins, now recovered themself, hops down the hallway with a gift in tow. As if nothing ever happened between them. They quietly enter her room. Best not to disturb Sleeping Beauty. ] +
[ Holding up a boombox outside the Mike Room and playing "Good Luck, Babe!" at max volume ]
Greenie's always been kinda emo. Heeheehee!!! I think she gets it from how much Azzy used her back in middle school and high school ... ... Speaking of, where the heck is she? I haven't seen 'er around yet!!!
Ughhh, FINALLY they let me outta the DANG infirmary!!! I thought I was gonna be in there FOREVER! ... Hey, where's Boss Guy?
... Mmm. I keep gettin' woken up in the middle of the night, hearin' someone, just ... pacing outside my room? It doesn't sound like the Prince ... and I dunno who'd be THAT scared to visit a Pippins! And a BEAT UP one, at that!!!
Greenie has a baby ... and BOTH her and the mailguy can make eggs ... which one of them did it!?
OOC : // I literally had to look it up because I was like I'm sure there's probably at least one animal species that does that but I would not be able to name it. Apparent some species of frogs and fish do it
