A Screaming Wyvern

@screamingwyvern.com

I can be your Internet Dad. Hoards RPGs like a dragon; streams Solo RPGs Wednesdays at 6:30pm Pacific on twitch.tv/screamingwyvern and youtube.com/@screamingwyvern, and XCrawl Classics Sundays at 1:00pm Pacific (every other week or so.)

Because the world isn't already figuratively on fire, I'm in the Pacific Northwest where the world is literally on fire. This happens every August, after a fashion, but this one feels different because of how many people I actually know who have been evacuated or lost their homes.

"Ok, let's get started; here's a roleplay opportunity if you want." "Uh... I'm on an anti-ICE team, and I was just called in as backup..." "GO! GO! YOU'RE AMAZING! GO!" Best worst reason to cancel a game ever, and I love my players. 😍 (I have room for one more, incidentally. 😉)

This is a tiktok from Dan Streeting, of Streeting Design. He sells a lot of PDFs about painting miniatures, but he also has created this amazing one-page solo TTRPG by creating his own miniatures for image purposes. I love this so much, and it's a free game... www.tiktok.com/@streetingde...

Here’s a little throwback to a few years ago, when I made a one-page dungeon crawler game called Cyborg Tun. I made the robot adversaries out of cheap toys I bought at the dollar store. You can downlo...

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A reminder that this (and most Wednesdays) you can watch a GenX man play solo TTRPGs while wearing pro-trans clothes and occasionally screaming against AI! It’s like going to the zoo except there no monkeys f

A Screaming Wyvern@screamingwyvern.com · 2w ago

My Wednesday #solorpg stream tends to showcase @notwritinggames.bsky.social because December is brilliant. Tomorrow it's KILLOTINE, a heartwarming solo Cyberpunk mapmaker where you Repo Man the hell out of everything. Join me, 6:30pm Wednesdays on YouTube and Twitch. youtube.com/live/Yy0bImQ...

Estate planning. "In the event that all listed individuals die at the same time, who should receive your property?" The most likely cause of that is Mount Rainier has exploded and the Pacific Northwest is covered in lava and ash, so there won't be that much for them to collect...

After playing through Baldur’s Gate 3 to completion six times, my wife decided to try the original Baldur’s Gate. On our way home tonight, she asked about THAC0. I’m hopeful she will recover from her rage induced coma soon. “DO I WANT LOW ARMOR CLASS OR HIGH?” was the last thing she said.

For me, “getting healthy” equates to “leaving the house” and I hate it. Had a “get off your screen” GenX moment because a guy was sitting at the machine we wanted to use for five minutes.

Nobody is ever more surprised that the dog had an “accident” than the dog himself, sniffing at it with a look of pure confusion how someone snuck into the house just to pee on the edge of the shower.

Who's fault is this? Do I have to take ownership as the Dungeon Judge? Can I blame the Blaster for rolling fire damage, not being able to reach her desired target, and saying "What's this barn made of?" Or is it all Fantasy Grounds for having animated fire as an option? #xcrawl

Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is an impossible attempt to get yourself out of a bad situation by yourself. Pulling yourself up by your bootstrap paradox is an impossible attempt not to give the shoes to your younger self that got you in the Time Corps in the first place.

I'm not BIPOC, and tomorrow is Juneteenth; I'm fortunate enough to have an employee matching program on donations. I've been able to send $200 to the Carl Maxey Center which offers so much to the community which I hope will help with some of their administrative expenses at the very least.

ScreamingWyvern Weeknight Streaming is on hiatus for a bit. In the efforts to trend away from "Generic Middle-Aged GM" body, I was going to move to a Wednesday stream and now our personal trainer may be Saturdays, so Wednesday will work better... but taking some time to make sure that'll happen.