MIKE THEY GOT THE WEBSITE WORKING AGAIN TELL THE BOMB SQUAD TO SET UP ANOTHER DETONATION

Fresh from the ORANGE JUICE! Fresh from the ORANGE JUICE!

// ive made an impulse purchase

QUEEN@knock-you-down.bsky.social · 3w ago

PINNED.

ACTUALLY IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT!!! IT TOOK 5000 DAMAGE

✧ Pink~! ✧@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ohhhh. That’s why they were so easy to cut off

IT'S CUTTING EDGE!!!

FALLEN STAR. ✦@itlookedlikeglass.bsky.social · 4w ago

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A PAPER DOLL

THEN WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO FOR THE ARMS!!!!

FALLEN STAR. ✦@itlookedlikeglass.bsky.social · 4w ago

A SPLASH OF WATER ON THE WRONG PORT COULD KILL YOU OLD MAN

listen i support the lifestyle i'm just surprised this is the same thing that almost killed me

FALLEN STAR. ✦@itlookedlikeglass.bsky.social · 4w ago

... Yes, ma'am. ///////

( @motormouthdice.bsky.social )

Ohh... I remember when MIKE used to swim up to the studio from the TV LAKE... operating the audio equipment with those eight classic, nostalgic, onion-scented Mike tentacles... Haha, whatever happened to THOSE days, am I right?

I don’t want to die alone Tenna i had so much I wanted to do

// IM GOING TO. CRY

Varik.@silentdagger.bsky.social · last mo.

// genuine fucking monkeys on a typewriter posting going on

The juice of halg a bsky.app/profile/slug...

They paid me in 🪱 WOIMS 🪱@sluggotenna.bsky.social · last mo.

The juice of half a very juicy orange

I'm going to put my orange head on again I swear to god

i KILLED you. I KILLED ALL OF YOU. GET OUT

Kris! Don't you want an APPLE for doing such a GOOD JOB? Then you can do your famous "Apple Deflect" for all the good folks watching!!

kris.@cageparts.bsky.social · last mo.

so i think we can agree he's not gonna be the castle town teacher right

Teachers? School?! HAH, you can learn. ANYTHING!! From TV.

[ with sudden clarity and a sense of unprecedented awareness ] Battat

CONFESSIONS OF A SMALL TOWN 🌳@smalltownconfess.bsky.social · last mo.

I've been tonguing the statue I can't lie

Hahah! Wow! ... People are leaving some REALLY WEIRD confessions about those music guys from the CYBER WORLD, huh?

CONFESSIONS OF A SMALL TOWN 🌳@smalltownconfess.bsky.social · last mo.

I wish I could pull him apart limb from limb until he's nothing but a dirty pile of scrap metal so I can lovingly, slowly put him back together, freshly clean and polished, piece by piece and wire by wire as if recreating the Michelangelo,

The audience has been brought to TEARS, folks!!

A THING WHO 🏆WON🎉

IZUTSUMI.@xviii-themoon.bsky.social · last mo.

"tenna" winning the "tumblr sexyman contest" doesnt make any sense because 1 men arent sexy and second thats just like a thing thats not a person

I WIN!!!!!!!!

Yeah I'm kind of like the only responsible adult figure in Castletown yeah

I DO say so, haha! It's no problem, Future TV Time Actor "Yellow"!!!

Yellow.@peculiarjustice.bsky.social · last mo.

Oh. D'alright, if y'say so.