A butterfly lifted into the Tennessee wind today, carrying a little more light than before. It drifted past the mountains, past the wildflowers, past every song we knew by heart, until the sky simply opened and took it home. Some people leave footprints. Dolly left wings.🦋
The new ALVIN adult streaming device delivers hundreds of hours of free adult programming, plus premium content, online gambling, cam shows and chat interactivity and more — all to your TV! Get yours now for just $149 at www.alvintv.com
Alvin is officially available! Get yours now for just $149. Visit www.alvintv.com for a retailer near you or buy online at eBay, Mediarazzi.com and others.
Ho ho ho! Christmas comes early this year with Phil Italiano's new, soon-to-be holiday classic, "Santa Claus in The House (Motherfuckers!)" Listen and enjoy!
Santa Claus in Your House (M*therf*ckers!) ...wait for it. #christmas #merrychristmas
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There's also a convenient kill switch to instantly change the TV to Conservative news. (For real.)
Poker in the front, poker in the rear, poker at home, poker in a hotel... poker wherever she wants it. ALVIN never has a headache.
This weekend only, you can pre-order an ALVIN device for September delivery for just $99 shipped. This will be the only time you'll ever get one for that price. Reg. price $249 DM me.
ALVIN lets you gamble for real money on your TV and then spend your winnings chatting live with beautiful cam girls. You can't do that with Roku. www.alvintv.com
How to Make $300-$800 Fast: 1. Buy 10 ALVIN Streaming Devices wholesale @ $167.77/ea shipped. 2. List on Marketplace, Craigslist, etc., in your area for $199-$249 each. 3. Sell them all in 3-5 days — an easy $322-$813 just like that. 4. Order more. Exclusive territories available. www.alvintv.com
ALVIN will soon start selling online and in stores for $249. Wholesale price is $167.77 with 10. If any of my Bluesky friends want one, I'll give you that wholesale price shipping included. Best I can do. Unfortunately, they're not cheap to build. DM me or info@alvintv.com
I have an easy commission gig for the introvert with a couple of extra hours in a day. Make $50-100 a day, maybe more. 18+ not afraid of boobies. DM me.
NOW THIS IS FUCKING TV. You can now test-drive ALVIN on your Windows PC or laptop with our Free Demo at www.alvintv.com for a limited time.
Please contact your favorite adult retailer online or off and ask them to carry ALVIN! It would be a huge help to us. And it will make it cheaper. www.alvintv.com
Meet ALVIN™ All-you-can-stream adult entertainment on the biggest and best screen in the house! Includes 100s of hours of free adult programming plus 100s more through premium subscriptions. Private. Discreet. Responsible. For more information or to get ours now, visit www.alvintv.com
Meet ALVIN™ All-you-can-stream adult entertainment on the biggest and best screen in the house, forever — for one price. Private. Discreet. Responsible. $249 shipped. First 100 ready to go by invitation only. DEALERS WANTED.
Here's a quick walkthrough of the new ALVIN adult streaming platform. Coming to your TV in time for the holidays. A better way to jerk off.
