Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go.
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Slap the fuckin' shit out 'em! Time waits for no man!
John 16:33 "god please dont do this im a goood boy im a good good boy please god god please"
I'm like, "Pardon you!", sawed-off limit, My high noon is a quick little minute.
I think I've fallen in love I think this time it's for real
No! Fuck that! If we're going to be doing this over and over, we're not wasting time in the woods! We're starting in the fucking cabin!
Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you? I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time. ...Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong?
John 16:33 "god please dont do this im a goood boy im a good good boy please god god please"
We know when push comes shove, you'll be on your knees and crawling back.
Take it from me, kid. Someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT.
You know this is where you must belong Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?
Uh, I've done the questionnaire like 700 times to get the same results as my friend We've been inseparable since 2009, she just doesn't know 'bout it yet
How wonderful! The family's all together again! Now you can all finally
Stop me if you've heard this one before Girls like us are rotten to the core
- I don't believe this! I get rid of those two evil maniacs who try to ruin my show, and I get two evil guests who are trying to ruin my show! - Feh! Just who came up with the stupid idea of giving Space Ghost a talk show in the first place?
Go now, you've been set free Another month or so, you'll be gorging on me
- Oh, ha ha ha ha! Same old excuses... AND jokes! - Hey, they liked it.
Yeah, yeah sure. Here are the keys to the show. Why don't YOU drive for a while?
you can't kill me in an amazing digital way that matters
You can take the girl out of this town, but you can't take this town out of the girl - it's the same old world.
More than anything... I eat what grows here, and I share with the dungeon. When you live like that, you finally feel as if you're really IN the dungeon. That makes me happy.
I'm fully expecting a seventeen car pile-up at Mars.