You know what, I’ll take a pie in the face for you. Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn :-p #gaywam #pieintheface
No fat cock Friday here today…or ever :-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #iguessatleastthesunisout
Coffee in a mug: a pup’s greatest enemy #gaypup #coffeewillmakeithomeonewayoranother #nowwheresmycoffeestraw
Well, might as well use up what’s left at the end of the day #gaywam #pieintheface #thosesneakershaditcominganyway
I have definitely been horny posting all day today…gotta get that on lockdown ;-) #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaytailplug #heyatleastmycageandtailmatch
It is just…way too hot for clothes #gaybdl #julyisjulyinghard #ishouldprobablyclosethewindows
Had to take a meeting, so switched to business up top :-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #businessuptoppartyonthebottom
Being a clown is all fun and games…until you have to clean up #pieintheface #gaywam #gayclown #hyuckhyuckhyuck
What’s a diaper clown to do with these pies? Why not head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to take one right in the face :-p #gaysinskirts #pieintheface #gaywam
Things are finally starting to calm down…which means it’s time to pad up ;-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #itsbeenwaywaytoolongatthispoint
Missed the first request due to a meeting, but hopefully this makes up for it #gaywam #pieintheface #gladtobeback
I don’t know the last time I got pied, so hey why not now? Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to get pied for your pleasure ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface #yesiknowitsmonday
Dear the world, Thank you for giving us a shot. I hope all the videos I’m seeing online are real, and that you’ve had a good time. If not, let me know, dinners at 6. Yours forever, This guy
Cold one out there this morning Bluesky, trying to stay warm the only way I know how #gaybdl #paddingkeepsitwarmerlonger #wishicouldsaytheseformycoffee
Is no pants Monday a thing? Because…it’s no pants Monday #gaybdl #yesiamastiredasilook #pantsareforawakepeople
I can’t believe I missed pi day! Hopefully this helps make up for it :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #itsbeenwaytoolongsinceiwaspied
Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems
I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
Another locked coffee morning #gaychastity #teamlocked #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
Time for two truths and a lie: -it is Tuesday -I am awake -this is my b hole I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee