Scrumpet

@scrumpet.bsky.social

Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her 18+ only 💕 @emomerle.bsky.social 💕

Having my first eczema flare up in over a decade and I can't afford to go to the doctor. My fellow sufferers. What do you use to soothe your painful flesh prison? What are affordable home remedies to extinguish my suffering?

Another little pepper harvest. Some Purple Ufo peppers. Another very hot breed (not as hot as my reapers) as well as a couple Coyote Teeth (the white ones in the right corner)

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I know I post about this thing kinda often but there's a new trend on tiktok spewing HEAPS of misinformation. People are claiming panels were canceled to make room for the babyfur room. They could try to host their own panels but would rather complain. Sorry babyfurs are so good at organizing shit

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Saw these lovely beautiful babies in the goodwill yesterday. Perfect representations of gods two gender. The physical manifestations of masculinity and femininity. A proverbial Adam and eve rendered in plastic and porcelain.

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I'm loving the push back I'm seeing against injustice in our fandom. We're finally getting tired of the Burned Furs 2.0. Tired of seeing the constant misguided anger and hate. Tired of seeing people feeding into the algorithm hate machine. Tired of being seen as a criminal for simply existing

I am now the proud owner of one of the official Labubu fragrances. It smells like the L'Oreal kids shampoo with the fish bottle. The green watermelon one. I can't say this is a high quality offering. It's like a body spray. But it smells like generic 90s aquatic fragrance in a cute way

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I can't believe jerma was at anthrocon this year. He's going to kill me for saying this. He left his suit on all weekend so no one would recognize him. He got blasted on goldschlager and Jager bombs and won the dance comp.

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Listening to all the stooges get mad as they walk by the North shore booth at anthrocon is sending me "Why would they allow this" someone said 😂 we need more rent lowering gunshots I'm so happy they are here haha

The saga that is me trying to get my iPad unlocked. Today they told me I have to wait a week. They can't do anything because my account locked. I just have to wait a week for them to unlock my device "You could just buy another iPad" Get fucked apple.

So I can't set up my iPad without a "trusted apple device" how the fuck am I supposed to gain access to my iPad? You can't do shit unless you own an iPad. I hate apple. I swear to God this shit is so anti user. Now have to wait another hour at the fucking mac store Never again buying apple fuck this

It's so amazing to me the fragrance that gets me the most compliments and people literally stopping me in public is the licenced Jurassic Park smell. Then I have to explain to another grown adult that I'm wearing a Jurassic park fragrance and I have to explain that it's not a children's novelty.

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