Samiya Bashir
@scryptkeeper.bsky.social
🍉 Neutron Muppet 🍉 || poemmaker | fieldtheorist | professora | creative coach | stage queen | hypewoman | magicwand | humancat || linktr.ee/scryptkeeper samiyabashir.com Literary Agents: aragi.net Booking Agents: @shipmanagency.bsky.social
Awwwww!! Thank you beloved!! Why did someone (someone kinda magical actually) just drop on me the other day how those @slowdownshow.org episodes were like life saving for them this winter and like … all these months later … what a gift to hear. What a gift to do that work. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
David Ward@davidww.bsky.social · 2h agoListened to some of @scryptkeeper.bsky.social's Slowdown episodes while roadtripping today, and holy moly she's a GREAT host. Those intros!!!
I … I just … I hate him SO MUCH this lying POS I just … whew … lemme go for a walk … 🙌🏾✨🦆
Twin Flames SNL: Flames on the Side of My Face
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h agoTrump: "I don't want to kill people. I do not want to kill people. But ... "
I can’t be the only one who like never leaves this tab … I mean … I’m sure I luv the rest of yall but you gon have to find me here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wow … they literally LIVE to set us up for failure. We freal gotta stop letting them. RIP to this sis … I mean congrats? (I mean RIP to this sis 😭)
WSPA 7NEWS@wspa.com · 3h agoThe Centers for Disease Control and Prevention will soon have a new official director for the first time in nearly a year, after the Senate voted to confirm Dr. Erica Schwartz. LEARN MORE | https://www.wspa.com/news/national/senate-confirms-erica-schwartz-as-new-cdc-director/
Why do I feel like if we were in the Musk app we would immediately have Grokian images of Oat Titties?
just luv y luz@dr3.blacksky.app · 3h agoI prefer oatmilk, full fat for that full froth. Oats ain't got tiddies tho, so have at it.
Judging like Judy like wut (So many better things do do with that finger … never mind)
Judge Judy's Annoyed Expression
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Mother of Parrots@cherrylimenerd.blacksky.app · 3h agoWatching this guy text on his phone with his middle finger. One of my coworkers types with his index fingers only. What on earth is happening? Are y’all devolving?
Cat Gagging and Throwing Up
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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5h agoMiami University: All academic departments at Miami to integrate artificial intelligence into the curriculum by 2027-2028 "If it's this embedded in the world, then it needs to be embedded in the learning and in the coursework" miamioh.edu/news/2026/08...
It was so peaceful when the world was quiet. You could actually see it getting better.
✨ COVER REVEAL ✨ Thrilled to share June Jordan’s *Poetry for the People: Expanded Edition*, coming this fall from @haymarketbooks.org with a new foreword by Hanif Abdurraqib and new material by me. Pre-order this summer for 40% off! www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2952-j... #blacksky #booksky
#teamsquirrel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jomboy Media (Unofficial)@jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · last wk.It took the entire Tigers grounds crew and Orioles outfielder Leody Taveras to remove this squirrel from the field Home plate umpire Bill Miller even asked the crowd for a round of applause for the grounds crew 😂
"Write one good clean sentence and put a period at the end of it. Then write another one." ~ M.F.K. Fisher
I literally just said to someone, in response to a … situation … “I feel like Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt’s kids right now” and I both could never imagined such a sentence leaving my mouth and also … yeah … I get it #Pax #Zahara #nem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No Maybe
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Post a perfect album from the 90s … whatchyall know bout dat edition
David M. de León@davidmdeleon.blacksky.app · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s
Like y’all this is Easy Work wut??? I gotta just go ahead and stop myself lol
Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon
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Mayor Cooley@mayorcooley.bsky.social · last wk.post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Justin Alcon@justinalcon.bsky.social · last wk.post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Justin Alcon@justinalcon.bsky.social · last wk.post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
That it took this long is tbh criminal 💐
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w agoDelroy Lindo will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
So I’m at my neighborhood pub/cafe where all the futball matches are watched all the non-WC time and it’s i’m listening and realizing I am surrounded by Argentina fans and guys … I think I have to move???
“If you don’t eat your BEETS how can you have any PUDDING!?! HOW can you have any PUDDING if you don’t eat your BEETS?” #GenX in a nutshell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #PinkFloyd Because the Boomers have stood, boot to neck, over us ALL since forever so….
Although tbh if the choice for grilling is Me vs the Bear I also choose the Bear
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 4w ago"Okay, your first mistake here is not letting the fire die out before putting the meat on the grill, but I honestly think your main issue is that you put a bear in charge of making the food."
If your man or woman does not love Sade.... questions to be had.
Why aren’t people booing Harry Kane? He did GOLF with TRUMP, that’s double-booable.
Meryl Streep Shouts Booo
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