beastie boys holiday album be like let it SNOW let the ice FLOE cold and low that is tempERATURE
scums 👿 🍑
@scums.bsky.social
he/they/that scum. puns and existential despair.
somethings I will always conflate: Mötley Crüe and Motörhead Van Morrison, Jim Morrison, Toni Morrison, and Morrissey Highlander and Outlander Velvet Revolver and Velvet Underground
how many people have had "beethoven eroica" auto-corrected to "beethoven erotica" asking for a friend
first line in my book about classical composers: "bach, in the day..."
i knew inflations been bad but i didn't think it was christmas season starting in august bad
fear is the mind killer fear will keep the local systems in line fear of this battlestar galactica
the existence of thomas the tank engine implies the existence of thomas the dps engine and thomas the healer engine
tfw when your s/o sends you a gif of them striping a phillips head screw
tfw when a wench tries to get you off but they're metric and ur imperial and they strip your nuts
we regret to inform you that, due to a clerical error, the in-flight movie today is how to drain your dragon
boomers complaining about 67 when you mention the answer to life the universe and everything be like
"Guess Who's on stage" "the Who?" "no the Guess Who" "i guess Who" "yes the Guess Who" "the band Yes?" "no not the Band" "no the band Yes"
when the waves crashed over the bow of the ship, the captain had a sinking feeling
Pretty incredible update on the sketchy CD-Rs from Barnes & Noble. Compare the art and track lists from the San Juan Music Everclear album (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/greatest-h...) to the Cleopatra/Bandcamp album (everclearmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-ve...)
i'm tired of being discombobulated, when can i be combobulated.
Just a heads up to anyone buying CDs that there are a good number of scammers selling CD-Rs as litigate copies. I expected this sort of thing from third party Amazon sellers but not from @barnesandnoble.com
"yeah i like to live dangerously" *leans in close* "i'm still putting lettuce on my sammiches"
big laundry doesn't want you to know one machine makes things wet and the other make makes things dry and you can just cut out the middle man
(This Year #141) "Design Your Own Container Garden", a B-side to See America Right. You can listen to it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gG...
Design Your Own Container Garden
YouTube video by The Mountain Goats - Topic
youtube.com
(This Year #140) "New Lovers Reggae", an unfinished and unreleased song. You can't listen to it anywhere.
(This Year #139) An unreleased, untitled song. You can't listen to it anywhere.