I am sorry everyone, I don't understand the appeal of Bowser. He has nothing I like, no snout, no fur, no belly, a fucking SHELL. How am I supposed to navigate that? Half his body is hidden behind a spiked flesh shield. He is probably MOIST all the time and smells bad. He has 9 kids. He sucks.

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Went to the dentist for the first time in 15 years and got my permenant retainer removed, wow! Big teeth.

Zootopia 3 : nick and Judy have a rabbit presenting child and Nick constantly gets accused of kidnapping a rabbit.

I get stepped on so much that I actually have a telepathic connection to rugs and some staircases.

Getting rabies will advance my music career

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

Sebastian Silverfox@silver-sebastian.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains

I drew this in 2011 - it was the first ever gay art.

Balcony Weirdos 2: Sunset Beach (not a musical)

What are his arms so fucking LONG?

I wish restaurants would stop giving me plastic forks for every take out meal, like I AM GOING TO MY HOUSE. I don't need TRASH, I have TRASH at HOME.

I get no respect, I tell you. No respect at all.

When i say "come to my house and play Dr. MARIO with me" this is what I mean:

Duck jokes: What is a duck's favorite planet? -veenduck Where does a duck take their trash? -the duckmp What is a duck's favorite of music? -light jazz What do ducks have that chickens don't? -duck souls

uncertain.bandcamp.com/album/animal... live aktion recording from the furry noise gig Rabies Night presented by @buffanimalcontrol.bsky.social last June audio distilled into the machines by @yakman.bsky.social

animals with rabies are within our walls (live 2026), by uncertain

3 track album

uncertain.bandcamp.com

I am glad they named the Seattle raccoon cryptid "jimothy" and not Steve or Kevin or something, I am like so over generic human names on animals at this point.

Normalize checking your friends' buttholes for ticks.

Fellow Coyotes: Rejoice, after this we will no longer have to hide in the floorboards and sneak into Quiznos after they close.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme

"Tonight, Tonight, tonight, Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight" - Smashing Pumpkoms

10 random pictures

I was 26 years old the first time i lived in a house with a washer and dryer in it & thats the year I bottomed out. Maybe what was missing was the sense of community that comes from hauling ur big load out in public and airing your dirty laundry....

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

Raccoon pilots getting mad because air traffic control calls it a "trash landing" every time they land the plane.

POV: You're a SPACE SHIP about to land back on earth and you have 2 choices.

Should I get a belly button piercing? Thinking about it.

Scurrow @Furrydelphia@scurrow.bsky.social · 2w ago

I barely even at anything.

Does anyone repair fursuit scronches? What about fursuit buglums? My fursuit harkus has been torn for a while and it's scraping against my sloomby.

I barely even at anything.

What is the name of the upper lip area on Dr. SUESS characters that protrudes further out than everything else on the face?

If you have a taursona this is what you look like when you're getting your taur mail in your taur house with your taurwife eating taurine.

YIFS GALORE@yifs-bot.bsky.social · 3w ago

ART/BBS/C/CENTAUR2.GIF

I have this theory there is at least one person named "Ash" and one person named "Hunter" on staff at every furry convention.

Went to a local Anime convention ("tineecon") and met the entire cast of Amazing Digital Circus.