"...Am I even worth being around someone close like THAT though?-" "Do I even DESERVE having people around me in the first place?" "I don't even know... I've been so hungry for so long, but if I happen to hurt HIM." "...I don't want to be reminded about the reality of myself again, really."

"Fuck the laws of the Universe, I just want your ass." "...DEAD-" "KILLED-" "MAIMED-"

"BUT THEN WHAT ABOUT MY OIL?" "THE THING I'VE BEEN LIVING OFF OF SINCE I WAS DOING THIS VAMPIRE SHIT?"

Its been fun@it-is-with-us-now.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Because you cook things IN the oil." "As in ACTUAL food. Which OIL IS NOT."

"Rehab is going great." "I haven't eaten anyone in precisely a week and someone's been supplying me with several lawnmowers to gobble up." "I'm quite a handsome, psychologically damaged 5'7" robot vampire freak am I?~"

"...Then-" "...Why do they call it cooking oil-"

Its been fun@it-is-with-us-now.bsky.social · 2y ago

"You can't... cook oil?"

"Both, actually~" "Besides, I should probably think about not really cooking... PEOPLE or something-" "Probab'ly oil-" "SHIPPING CONTAINERS of it~"

Its been fun@it-is-with-us-now.bsky.social · 2y ago

"How is that LESS harmful? You're probably gonna burn down every kitchen you set... foot? Paw? into."

"I need a less harmful hobby." "Maybe... Model-kit building?" "eSports?" "...COOKING." "BUT LIKE-" "M Y COOKING~"

"...That pink devil has too many boyfriends I swear-"

//HEY JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK OUT MY MAIN @mysteriousz.bsky.social SINCE THAT ACCOUNT HAS ALL THE ART I USE AND ALL THAT, BUT ALSO MY DISCORD //SHIT'S PRETTY RAD I THINK

"Please simmer down." "Like... HARD simmer."

"...So this is what the kids call being a 'Bisexual Disaster', eh?"

"...What's a Season 2?" "Is it edible?" "...AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FELL OFF?"

  𝕾𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 . ───────╼✧╾─────── ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs .  

"...God I want to eat so bad-" "But like... Only people who deserve it-" "Preferably the bigger ones-" "So like... Anyone around me-"

//Loading screen hints in Skyrim:

"I didn't think that weird dog thing would give me enough motivation to stand up to you, but I guess now I know what to do now." "I'm an angsty, emotional wreck of a killer vampire machine with a hidden inferiority complex and I AM NOT YOURS ANYMORE."

"The fact that you're back again terrifies me." "But I hope that you don't mind the 'Changes' I made to myself, 'Boss'."

"I am 5'7", please stop patronizing me ma'am."

"If I was alone in a dark alley, I had no ammo left, AND something dented my claws with a blunt object, THEN I'd probably consider it-"

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗬, 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘@mal-15.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Honest.”

"Honest or disguised opinion?-"

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗬, 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘@mal-15.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Oh Come Now…~ I’m Not That Scary… A M I . . . ? ~”

"...God why don't you ever clean yourself up, now that I think about it?-"

"...I mean-" "...I dunno I hate being alone I guess. Isn't this what the Lessers do or whatever?-"

Its been fun@it-is-with-us-now.bsky.social · 2y ago

ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ... ᴘᴏᴘ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ? ɪ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ɢʀᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ, ʜᴀʜ ʜᴀʜ ʜᴀʜ

"So, I heard ya like eatin' people." "I mean... Like not in THAT way-" "I'm kinda like a vampire. But like-" "If Hellsing had intercourse with Gundam-"

"...Is there something in the water supply?"

"What's this Tokusatsu business and why do I relate to this Kaizer or Kaixa fellow?-"

"I'll bite your ankles off if you bring that up again."

𝔹𝕖𝕥𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕝, 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕣@greatbastion.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Yes And Robo-jesus you're so small damn-”

"...Oh my God do I actually LIKE the son of a bitch?-"

"...Okay, we're just resorting to violence then-" **Okay, apparently, diplomacy is not one of his strong suits. Time to resort to the Universal Deterrent for a miniature killer robot of his (debatable) status:** "...You wouldn't shoot something as small and with a cool hat now, would ya?-"

"...I thank whatever magical man there is up in the clouds that I got into the wrong pod."

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗡, 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲!@lovesdoinganything.bsky.social · 2y ago

finally now i can sleep in peace

"Fellas, is it alright to be kinda peeved at the giant robots walking around while you're only 5'7" and you just wanna go apeshit against the System?" "WELL I DO-"