Dark chocolate and toffee cookie bars for the office tomorrow
Was looking for something and got reminded of when the Seahawks mailed me a gift card after I sent them a selfie on Snapchat and won a giveaway Ah 2015
ESPN just gave McAfee a trillion dollars for this
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
Drake Maye Super Bowl postgame interview
remember to unshidd your pants folks
Btw I turned on the game 10 minutes ago so this eventual loss will be my fault
Preseason tickets for sale! Section 204, covered seats, $45 each. vs Cowboys Saturday 8/15 5pm. Message me!
👈 Idiot who just ate these tacos and forgot about the pico he prepped earlier
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Preseason tickets for sale! Section 204, covered seats, $45 each. vs Cowboys Saturday 8/15 5pm. Message me!
First tweet in 4 years just for this lmao bro just admitting it at this point
I love reading some of the posts on the eastside subreddit because it makes you realize how ridiculous people are
This Geno guy is pretty good. Mariners could use someone like him
I’ve been sick the last few days and this sweet girl keeps bringing her toys to my bed while I sleep 😭😭
If Tom Brady fights Logan Paul you cannot let him in the HOF
Funny seeing all the brands post Jimothy today because it blew up on Friday and now the marketing teams are back online getting approval
Heartbreaking: the exact coworker you knew would bring up Jimothy has done so, and is making the same jokes they stole off reddit to everyone who hasn't heard them yet
Now that the World Cup is over I can shift focus to sports topics that really matter Hey when is Russell Wilson getting added to the ring of honor
Coworkers from other states are asking me about Jimothy His legend grows
Hey can I still do this or am I making diarrhea water
Not a commonly known law, but during summer it’s illegal to not have a cold pitcher with lemon, lime and cucumber slices