Hey Hoekstra, get the fuck out of OUR country!

Russia above using NBC? Nope. Would they unleash deadly virus on Ukraine? Europe? UK? Dumfukistan? Canada? Any country supporting Ukraine? Yup.

Saw Digger Friday night. More people need to see Digger. The whole fucking planet needs to see Digger.

“Canada is way smarter than the US, according to a new report.” No shit, really??? In other news, the Earth is declared round and water appears to be wet…

Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene

ALT: Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene

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This is who Alberta seppies wanna join? Fascist chickenshits who talk tough and run away like cowards when threatened by a much smaller enemy that they attacked. And claimed to have beaten. Repeatedly.

Canada should be able to execute hostile foreigners on its soil. So if, for example, you’re the ambassador to a country south of us. And in your spare time, you’re helping plot secession? Well, we should be free to aerate your ass. And the asses of all those you help send. Fuck the orange man.

Russia is ground zero for a plague after a vial of Yersinia pestis breaks in Siberia? Russian fuckery is a thing. Unintended consequences are likely a thing here, too. Guessing Putin had other plans. He’s being accused of covering it up. At least Russia will be wiped out with the rest of us.

Why I hate Dumfukistan and pray for the demise of its leader - through any means? Mebbe this?

Hot take: the former co-owner of Sooke Brewing Company now has plenty of time to look at evidence.

He spelled Dumfukistan wrong.

CNN asks: what’s next for Christa Pike after a botched, amateur hour execution? Pain, horrible pain and an agonizing final few days of life.

Alberta’s been wronged. So has Saskatchewan. Manitoba. BC Québec First Nation, Métis and Inuit people. See where this is going? Poilievre is the undisputed king of Canadian grievance politics - real or imagined. He needs to leave as leader. Because he’s not a leader.

So Kristi Noem has filed for divorce. Wonder who will get his boobs in the settlement?

Why can’t I get a seatmate like Katy Inzer when I fly? Instead, I get the unwashed, the unsober, the antisocial, the loud (but not Katy-type loud) and the obnoxious. And if my air travel amiga is gonna make an “inappropriate sound,” I’d rather a moan or an O than a fart. 

Soooo… Flydubia stocks musta taken a dive today, huh? Too soon?

Aww, fuck. He’s still breathing. And talking shit about Canada. Blue wave in November? Cook this fucker. Fry all of them.

Eat the rich? Nah, tax the fuck out of them. And if you can’t? Well, there’s other ways. They can’t arrest you all.

Come November, it’s time to put them to sleep. It’s the only humane thing to do. And the safest thing for the country. But then you still have to deal with the cancer.

www.cbc.ca/player/play/... An online comment to this story. There’s stupid and then there’s stupid. My alter ego pointed out that he was perhaps severely let down by his high school education and that he should seek compensation for same. To say that he lost his shit would be an understatement. 🤣

I wish someone would punch Trump in the face, really hard, for every lie he tells in a day. Bigger the lie, harder the punch. Elder abuse? Nope. Abuse by the mendacious, fascist elderly. He needs to be punished. Still no one holds him to account in any meaningful way.

Tried updating this with Grok, swapping out Kim for Putin. Even Grok would not touch it. 🤣

Perspective.

Conservatives wingnuts: Carney’s deals with China are selling us out to become communist country. Trump: hey China, wanna buy US-made weapons? Conservative wingnuts are dead quiet.

No argument here.

This feels like in middle school, when the kid you grew up with all of a sudden dumps you as a friend that starts hanging out with the bad kids.

And yet another complete fucking goof right here in Alberta. Not all conservatives in the province are idiots but a lot of them sure try hard to make sure that people know that they are. All I can say is, “fucking pick a lane, buddy.”

Imagine being this big of an asshole and yet still thinking you’re a Christian

I call it celebrating poor American marksmanship…

The funniest people I know are not exactly what one would call emotionally well adjusted.

David Eby rolled a very risky pair of dice in calling a snap election. He may find folks prefer the currently rudderless BC Con ship to his style of leadership.