Sean Collier
@seancollier.bsky.social
Writer, movie guy, comic, theater creator, ring announcer. Vigilance Theater Group, Shady Ave Magazine.
Just found a Sleep No More ticket underneath my chair at work. Odds are good that it had just been in a blazer pocket for 18+ months and fell out today, but if you see a bunch of folks in Venetian masks carrying me down the street, it means the show has been revived in a VERY unexpected way!
I'm at a Hilary Duff concert and it is easily 90% women — at last, I've discovered the precise opposite of a ska concert!
This is ... the precise opposite of how audiences actually feel 🎥
Today for Table Magazine, time for the Sex Purge! (The actual Purge has much more cogent social commentary.) Here's a review of One Night Only! pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/collier... 🎥
Collier’s Cuts: Sex is Only Legal One Night Each Year in ‘One Night Only’ — And It’s a Romcom, Not a Horror Movie
At least the movie One Night Only has an ambitious premise: In an admittedly plausible near-future America, premarital sex has been outlawed.
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So! Last night's Steel City Horror Show was the 1979 classic PHANTASM! But we want to do a bit of good with this one: Reggie Bannister, star of Phantasm and more, remains in hospice care and desperately in need of financial support. Throw in a few bucks! www.gofundme.com/f/support-re...
Donate to Support Reggie Bannister’s Hospice Care, organized by Billy Ferguson
Reggie Bannister, beloved star of the Phantasm movie franchise, has brought jo… Billy Ferguson needs your support for Support Reggie Bannister’s Hospice Care
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*sad thwip noises* 🎥 pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/collier...
Collier’s Cuts: It’s Spider-Man’s 11th Movie — Can He Still Have a ‘Brand New Day’?
With 'Brand New Day,' Tom Holland sets the record for carrying Spider-Man features. But, can the new film live up to superhero standards?
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Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, I need my heart for ... living! I've told you a hundred times, I can't keep the show going if I'm dead! THE STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW returns this Sunday night with a horror classic, a special guest and plenty of surprises in the aisles! Come on down — link in comments!
The STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW returns this Sunday at the Harris! We've got a stone-cold horror classic (hint: BOY), a very deathly special guest and plenty of hijinks from Dr. Gielgud! Get your tickets now! trustarts.org/production/1...
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"Okay, Mr. Bieber, it's the World Cup Final. You'll be following Madonna and BTS. What are you thinking?" "Figured I'd wander around with an acoustic guitar and a tattered sweatshirt like I just woke up hungover at a house party." "... are we contractually allowed to fire you?" "No."
LET'S FUCKING GO! @seancollier.bsky.social hit the Nick Gage intro perfectly! @enjoywrestling.bsky.social
New episode! Man, that is one long TRAINING DAY! Denzel Washington takes Ethan Hawke through a crash course on both police corruption and how to be the best actor who ever lived. Sure, we liked it, but did it get to the very top of our list? 🎥 Listen here: bit.ly/BESTActor
Denzel Washington as Sad Alonzo in Training Day
ALT: Denzel Washington as Sad Alonzo in Training Day
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You've heard of Barbenheimer, now make way for SUPERASS
Today for Table Magazine, you've got a friend in ... tech? (Hmm.) TOY STORY 5, reviewed! pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/collier...
Collier’s Cuts: Confronting the Tech Future in ‘Toy Story 5’
Three decades later, Toy Story 5 is now casting modern technology as the enemy, as its toys contend with a child-distracting tablet.
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Fourteen years later, is THE AVENGERS still fun? Or have I been brainwashed by all the universe-hopping, meta-disrupting doohickeys? Listen to the pod to find out! bit.ly/PhilsBlood
Hulk Smash in Avengers
ALT: Hulk Smash in Avengers
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Today for Table Magazine, SCARY MOVIE returns from the depths of the bargain bin ... with a pretty enjoyable movie? Plus, POWER BALLAD and more! 🎥 pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/scary-m...
Collier’s Cuts: The ‘Scary Movie’ Spoof Series Returns in 2026 — Check Your Brain at the Door
Well, if the movies it spoofed are back, 'Scary Movie' might as well try again with a new film in theaters for 2026.
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We've got a STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW coming up this Sunday night! Your clue is GRAVEYARD! And you might not leave empty-handed! (No, we're not giving out headstones.) What movie will it be? What is Dr. Gielgud up to? Find out Sunday night at the Harris Theater! 🎥 trustarts.org/production/1...
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IMPORTANT NEWS! There's a baby lion! Read all about her in Table Magazine! pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/pittsbu...
Meet Pittsburgh Zoo's New Lion Cub
Cue Circle of Life — there's a new lion cub in town at the Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium and she's making her premiere later this summer.
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If you've seen the Evil Dead Burn trailer: I dunno, that's his fault for loading the dishwasher like that. 🎥
MICHAEL is what you thought it would be ... but MOTHER MARY is great! Read about both right now for Table Magazine! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...
Collier's Cuts: 'Michael' Isn’t the Only Troubled Pop Star Movie on Screens This Weekend
The biopic Michael movie is sure to be one of the biggest this year. Thanks to Mother Mary, though, it’s only the second-best this weekend.
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Gonna dress up like this guy all weekend and tell newcomers that the NFL Draft has got a death curse
Today for Table Magazine, big news: They're sacrificing a Pop-Tart on Friday. (The Pop-Tart wants this.) pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/pop-tar...
Giant Edible Pop-Tart Mascot to Be ‘Sacrificed’ at NFL Draft
During the NFL Draft will be the first time the public can try a bite of the Pop-Tart mascot as Pittsburghers watch its sacrifice by toaster.
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Right now for Table Magazine, a review of LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY! We might even discover who Lee Cronin is! Plus thoughts on the Lorne Michaels documentary and more! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...
Collier's Cuts: Who Is Lee Cronin and What Has He Done to 'The Mummy'?
While you may not know who Lee Cronin is, does his new picture "The Mummy" hold up to horror movie standards?
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Here's an all-funny Weekend Guide for Pittsburgh Today Live! Shucked, Second City, Frank Caliendo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYvv...
PTL Weekend Guide: April 16, 2026
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SECOND ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Steel City Horror Show celebrates two years with a zombie classic, a VERY special guest and more! Who will join us for this year's birthday celebration? Only one way to find out: Be at the Harris next Sunday night! (The Draft will be OVER by then!) Link in comments!
A movie made by people who didn't acknowledge that doing a good job was even an option! 🎥 www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...
Collier's Cuts: 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' Needs More Than Just Yoshi to Be Fun
'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' is like a level you hate. It’s oddly humorless, deadly dull and we're exploring it all in this review.
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Listen, I know that Mario and Sonic are friends now and went to the Olympics together or something, but the Sonic trailer playing before the Mario movie absolutely still felt SHOCKING
Truly amazing that THEY WILL KILL YOU has the same plot as READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, including the uneasy reunion of estranged sisters, and the makers of the obviously worse film (it's this one) tried to Dante's Peak/Volcano it. 🎥 www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...
Collier's Cuts: Zazie Beetz Takes on Dark Forces in 'They Will Kill You'
Zazie Beetz is facing her own squadron of bedevilled adversaries in the well-named actioner 'They Will Kill You'. Is it worth the hype?
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New episode of The Number One Movie in America! All your favorite superheroes are here! Hawkeye! Black Widow! Quicksilver! And your actual favorites, sometimes! Will our hosts declare AGE OF ULTRON to be a Ragnorak-level hit or a Dark World-esque miss? bit.ly/Midtron
a man in a captain america uniform stands next to a woman in a black suit and says avengers
ALT: a man in a captain america uniform stands next to a woman in a black suit and says avengers
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