Added a new pressed flower and fern bookmark to the Ko-fi shop! 🌿🌼✨️

So many devices. So much charging and updating and whatnot.

You have SEVEN DAYS to preorder Mage Breaker: Reckoning if you want it as soon as it releases! If you've been waiting to see how this trilogy ends, now's your chance! If you're not familiar with my urban fantasy series, now's the perfect time to dive in! #Booksky

I tell people I work in IT and they immediately assume I'm a psychotic alien clown that devours children.

I could be at home, watching horror movies but nooooo I'm at work watching horror movies Okay, that's a lie--the horror movies part, not the work part. :(

Did you enjoy The Last Available, but you wish there was a version worthy of displaying on a bookshelf? You're not gonna believe this... The new, fancy version of The Last Available hardcover releases TODAY! It'll be the most sophisticated book of dad jokes you'll ever own! (ignore the typo)

Monday doesn't even have to sneak up on us. It's totally fine with sitting there, in plain sight, taunting us and preparing to steal our lunch money.

I built a crude fire pit out of spare retaining wall stones in the back yard. It's not the prettiest fire pit but it's a pit...that will hold a fire.

Doing that writing thing, because even though Mage Breaker: Reckoning's October 20 release date is coming up fast, I always have at least one project in the works. Authors never stop making the words.

Just added a new Botanical Bookmark to the shop!

Now that the Halloween decorations are all out, the beard is growing. It shall inhabit my face until the new year when it will be fought back into the dark depths where it will lurk, waiting for next time. But, for now...

I've got a bevy of tasks to do that got sent in yesterday after I left work and...c'mon, man, at least tell me what your problem is instead of leaving everything blank.

TURTLE TIME

Me, contemplating if I have enough to say to post anything on one social today, let alone all of them.

Ginger Cat Lying Lazily in Corner

ALT: Ginger Cat Lying Lazily in Corner

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I haven't figured out where to put disco skull yet, but it'll probably just go on the coffee table once I find another place for the bins of books. Photobomb by Olive.

The Star Husks is here! Eriss has four arms and an extra brain, making her the only starship pilot who is her own copilot. She also has chronic anxiety. That’s not as helpful. Her most recent worry? It looks like her brain has been hacked. #spaceopera #booksky 🪐💙 www.amazon.com/Star-Husks-B...

Jim Bakker died, so that's something to brighten our day. Truth be told, I didn't know that slimy dinosaur was even still alive.

I'm really not ready for this Tuesday, but Tuesday arrives whether I'm ready or not.

Lol at these two fine-ass turts

Monday...

If productivity is defined as "Managed to keep myself alive and finished the front yard Halloween decorations" then I was definitely productive today.

Just finished looking over the physical copy of Mage Breaker: Reckoning, and it's perfect! Everything's on schedule for the October 20th release date! #Booksky

So this year we got a new, bonus Halloween decoration...

The first thing this guy did when I got up this morning was hork a hairball in front of me. Thanks, Thor.

If I ever buy some shit called "Dude Wipes" you rest assured it's not me and the stupidest alien has taken over my persona.

Got the INSIDE of the house spooked up. The outside will have to wait until it stops raining.

Reminder that Mage Breaker: Reckoning is now available for preorder and releases on October 20th! If you've been waiting for the complete series or just the final book, you don't have to wait much longer! Also, have a pic of Winnie being all cute and stuff as payment for reading my preorder pitch.

Winnie wishes you the happiest of October 1sts! This is her first October 1st and she's not sure why she's excited but, trust me, she is. (as far as I know)

I sat down for an interview with my publisher to talk about my new book, Mage Breaker: Reckoning and ALSO about the spiffy new fancypants edition of The Last Available. If you're not tired of me and my bullshit yet, then go ahead and check it out. I DARE YOU! (link in the thread)

Here is a turtle I know you'd want to see. With a bonus turtle you'd also want to see.