Christine

@searambo.bsky.social

Just a girl who loves her Cubs. ⚾️ I like decent humans. ⚾️ 🏈 🏀 ⛳️ ⛷️ 🎣 📷 (mine) 🎶 💃 🍃

I’ve thought about the new cooking show. I don’t think they’ve addressed the problem of acquiring raccoon penis for the Raccoon Penis Confit. Really, I don’t see this working. Why are we considering this and why are you adding ingredients to your shopping list? #FknStoopy

New doc: Geez what happened. Well, I used to do backflips off of roofs, jumped horses over fences, John Elway was my Powder Puff QB coach, (I blame him for a lot of shit), and I skied moguls… Basically I’m an idiot, I fall down a lot and I’m old. 🤣 💃 😂 Steroid shot next month. 🙄 😂