“Did you know that Gryffindors account for over 70% of visits to the Bonus Bean Room, Pottah? Curious, innit?” (Absolutely one-shotted by Malfoid//God have mercy on my soul)
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Twitter, but for whiners! DiD Artist (?) The CEO of R@cism. Enemy Stand. Pink Hair Enthusiast. Herald of Daphne Season ™️ X.com/SecondLlama For when the annual reactionary hysterics stop and everyone goes back to the other site like nothing ever happened
We’re all definitely moving here for real this time it’s all really gonna happen we’re all super serious this time. 9th time is the charm.
It’s Mother’s Day! And Ash’s mom, Anna Hamrick, is a cool, collected, professional, and CAPABLE woman. And it just so happens I’ve only ever depicted her when she is NONE of these things. I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.
Talk about sticking your neck out for a friend! Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something! (Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)
Golavus’ Texas Hold Em saga continues! Here’s hoping Ash and Sara aren’t left hanging-especially as more faces from the former’s rogues gallery crawl out into the light. Just how far down south can things possibly go?
It’s Bunny Day! Liv brought out the costumes just for the occasion, and Ash is so excited she can hardly breathe! She won’t say a Peep about it though.
I just published my latest entry for this month, ft. 60's Batgirl 🥰 She was last month poll's winner picked by my subscribers 😁 The base art will be available next month, you can access the full piece, the narrative and the variants right now on the page (link in bio).
Good news! Oft forgottten OC Jenna apparently survived the events of SawTober! Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me. (Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)
10/24/2020 Commission of based on a screenshot from the pokemon anime, but instead of a tied up Ash, it's May!
FORGET ABOUT THE DIRTY LOOKS// THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK// In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance
The C words are open! Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not! “Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.
Tough break for rando Cougar Doll! Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights. On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…
//BOTH THE KILLER AND THE FINAL GIRL// Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way. Hayley c/o Atlantic Records Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
I had neither the foresight nor resources to commit to an April Fool’s Day bit today. Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash. Everyone wins.
I’m sorry Ash someone should have probably told you that the musical leaves out about 800 pages worth of descriptions of the Battle of Waterloo, convents, the French sewer system, and what a swell guy Victor Hugo was for using slang in his writing. You’ll get through this!
Happy Opening Day, Ash! On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing. On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!
TOTAL. GLOBAL. SATURATION. I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1. All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil. Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus) Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
Madeline Morales likely spends a fortune on those regular salon trips. Upkeep for those highlights and that alleged FM frequency antennae on her head adds up. Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…
EVERYONE IS HERE. There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately. Together? Probably not. Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.
[Bro, Ashley’s Here!] A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul. (It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)
I absolutely love drawing some peril situations. I'm sure you all know that, and here's some more! https://subscribestar.adult/pyperhaylie https://naughtynewsroom.carrd.co/
Oh. Oh no. Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her. Not Eliza Deckard. Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit. [‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]
Commissioned by Zekrom. Seems you just can't get away from those pesky Ariados and Spinerak. There are a LOT of Variants for this one including clothing alts, as well as an additional character "reveal". join my subscribestar to figure out just who is in that full cocoon on the side.
I know it doesn’t seem like it from where you’re sitting, Melon, but I would trust Iggy on that statement. It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him. Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social
Tatsumaki & Fubuki Pose is based from a cosplay photos #gag #bondage #tatsumaki #fubuki #onepunchman #bunnygirl
Ash & Liv. OC belongs to www.deviantart.com/llamallamath... Commission work