OOC : // Btw I never mentioned this before but Maggiesusie is specifically a leopard gecko
* SUSIE 🪓
@secondsanctuary.bsky.social
look, i made you talk - "susie rulez"! ✦ MDNI. 🔞 🪓 ic: https://www.tumblr.com/funtergeist/796001255972585472/smallest-tenna-possible 🪓
OOC : // I need to organize my files bro bc there was a stupid as fuck Susiecore video I had saved that I wanted to post here but I cannot for the life of me find it because everything just goes straight into my downloads and I don't bother to sort things
[ Clearing her throat and coughing a bit again. ] ... u-uuuhhh. that'd be great. 💦
𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓁𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈! 🏳️⚧️@catpetterz02.bsky.social · 4mo ago*Uhm... I... I have a bottle of water with me, i-if, you... If you want it...
[ Blinking a bit dumbly. Licking up stray chalkdust from the corner of her lips. ] huh? yeah, i'm fine. maybe i should have a drink on me next time.
𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓁𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈! 🏳️⚧️@catpetterz02.bsky.social · 4mo ago(And guess who just so happened to be nearby to witness that.) * O-OH MY GOSH! SUSIE! (IMMEDIATELY rushing over) * A-are you okay??
[ Eating a bunch of chalk in one go until she chokes a bit and coughs up chalkdust ] KOFF-KOFF-KOFF -- PEUH!!! guh! pleh.
Could you sneak an extra packet of sweetener in there? Juuust kidding. Maybe? Nah. Totally kidding. ...Unless?
- ... Swagever - ... What? - It's like whatever but with swag
I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girls' arms. And you're Cuba Gooding Jr, disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT!
- What does a winner do when life gives him lemons?! - Uhh... make lemonade? - No, HE SQUEEZES THEM RIGHT BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES!
the pippins keep looking up at me with big ass eyes and begging for me to throw them but i dunno man it just feels kinda wrong
guys GUYS check this shit out o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> it's a fucking sword
Do you like waffles? (Yeah, we like waffles!) Do you like pancakes? (Yeah, we like pancakes!) Do you like french toast? (Yeah, we like french toast!) DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO, CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you- (oats blow away in the wind)
So it just kinda helps you... pray for people? ... Hey, my... name's here. That means someone must have... (You clasped your hands tightly, took a deep breath, and said her name.) ... Hey, don't pray for me, dumbass! I don't need it!
BUT HEY!!! I WON'T GIVE UP! I CAN'T GIVE UP! I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!