In retrospect it's pretty funny that in There's Something About Mary the goody two shoes is Brett Favre and then it turned out he's the biggest pice of shit in the movie
A fun part of when your work computer is doing a major update is when it just displays a blank screen for a while and you don't know if it's ever coming back
Hmm I wonder why this city wants more people working in office and doesn't give a shit if transit works or if there's adequate parking Nearly half a million parking tickets issued in 2025, city data shows - Yahoo News Canada share.google/rvd2aC2YjzHi...
Nearly half a million parking tickets issued in 2025, city data shows
Parking enforcement officers in Ottawa issued close to 500,000 tickets in 2025, nearly double the amount handed out five years ago, according to new numbers from the city.
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Being told I'm expected to go back to work tomorrow. I am protesting vociferously
How does Eli Roth keep getting work? Guy made like one decent movie ever and a bunch of trash
These two might be an all-timer for the "dumb bitches telling each other exactly"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoBARTIROMO: It feels like we're moving into a Terminator-type world HASSETT: I hope not and I think not. AI companies definitely have an incentive not to destroy the world. That would destroy their companies too.
Got stung by a bee for the first time in like 30 years
In today's episode of "I didn't know there were in this", we were rewatching Troy and I didn't realize that the priestess cousin of the Trojan princes was played by Rose Byrne
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Montreal roads are a marvel of modern engineering. Who knew you could make them entirely out of papier mâché?
They could tell it was hacked because the tweets weren't racist
Unofficial TorontoStar (All News)@torontostar-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoYves-François Blanchet has regained control of his X account, which had been hacked
All the questions were "name something women want" so of course they were screwed
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2w agoGuy who gets really mad that people don't warn before spoiling that there are soldiers inside the Trojan horse
It's gonna be so funny when this guy gets hit by a bus or something
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w agoextremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
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Mayor Sutcliffe announces new policy that workers will only be allowed to leave the downtown core if they can display receipts showing at least $20 in spending at downtown businesses
So apparently Sutcliffe's plan for the city is just to set money on fire ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
New transit ads will encourage RTO workers to linger downtown
The city’s new transit plan wants to encourage "workers and visitors who travel to the downtown core to extend their time in the area."
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The fun thing is it remains clear that this is the worst officiated sport on earth