need a winter garment that reflects reality. what jacket makers don't understand is that i dont NEED more fluff on my torso. think of my arms. please.
I don't know what's more frustrating, that the new dog bed didn't come with a manual, or that he can't seem to figure out how to use it without one
Step 1: Learn that bluesky assigns every user a mushroom when they sign up. Step 2: Create website to check assigned mushroom and learn some fun facts about it :) bsky.sekret.cc/fun/shrooms
Shroom Checker
bsky.sekret.cc
One side effect of handles being domain names on this webbed site is that it's going to be SO much easier to impulsively ask the owners of unused funny domains if I can use their domains for silly purposes.
Getting really fucking mad about losing daylight hours this winter. Going to kick this stupid planet into orbit. An orbit that results in more sun time for meeee :))))
The collective bluesky userbase produces content at about the same rate as a twitch stream on the 1080p60 setting
latest nonsense word for referring to my dog has been "florpis". he's housetrained though.
Half PSA / half me learning how this place works: likes are effectively public because, even though they don't show up as a tab on your profile, they're available via an ATProto API endpoint. Here's a small demo I threw together:
Happy belated hagfish day to all who celebrate and all who don't. I wish joy upon hagfish lovers and haters alike. Hagfish day was last wednesday, but I didn't have an account at that point so it's hagfish time NOW #hagfish #hashtagfish
falling asleep to gentle melodies of my gamer neighbor speaking with great passion about The Giver. interspersed with inhuman grunts and moans
