Sarah

@selford.bsky.social

Collector of yarn (occasionally knitting or crocheting), Writer of fantasy, sci-fi and paranormal stories, Seller of esoteric giftware. Adopter of cats (see 'lil Barry as my profile pic).

To Do: 1.Change name 2.Avoid Godmothers & Princesses 3.Find portal home 4.DO NOT GET MARRIED After an unwise wish Prince Charming wakes in a magical realm where there's a shortage of suitors for princesses. Godmothers are hunting him down, and his only ally is a talking frog. #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #YA #F

Collection of pictures clockwise from top left.
A crown-wearing frog sitting on a lilypad. A crowned man with gold hands resting on his shoulders, instead of a face there's an oval showing a dimly lit corridor. A white horse in fog. A large tree with moss covered roots. A book with sparkles and light emitting from the pages. A close up of a red apple. A woman in a blue gown and cloak, with a tiara.

Kenneth died. 5 weeks later a necromancer raises him for a dark purpose, but all he wants a pint of ale and to go home to his cat. When he is corpse-napped, a young woman from the strange hotel nearby is taken too. Now he must rely on her to save his afterlife. #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #A #PN #ND

Collection of pictures, clockwise from left corner.
A photo of a barn owl in flight. Picture of a silhouette of a cat on a branch in front of a red moon. A black and white photo of an inn with a gibbet-style sign spanning the road. A photo of light coming through trees onto a autumnal leave strewn path. A photo of a churchyard with autumn leaves on the ground, surrounding a cross tombstone.

This job is Emily's chance to leave troubles behind. First day: 🧙‍♀️Discovers her manager's a witch 🏃Sent to stop a necromancer 🪦 Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟‍♂️Befriends the undead 🪄 Enchanted 👮Questioned by Police (magic division) 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #A #PN #F #ND

Collage of Photos clockwise from top left. 
A path through tall trees with pedestrians. An old pencil sketch of an inn with a gibbet-style sign spanning the road. A black cat perched on a post, A barn owl. A black and white picture of a graveyard lit by the moon, a hand silhouetted between tombstones. An opulent hotel lobby with polished floors, gold detailing and luxurious plants. An altarcloth with a five pointed star and lit red candles.

The new hotel reception job is Emily's chance to leave her troubles behind. First day: 🧙‍♀️Discovers her manager is a witch 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 🪄 Enchanted 👮Questioned by Police (magical version) 😯Abducted 😱To be sold as a slave #GhostPit #A #Q #PN #F 👻

A graveyard with lopsided tombstones between overgrown foliage. A cloaked figure holding a flaming torch walking a forest path at twighlight. A graveyard at night, backlit by the moon, with a hand raised from between the tombstones. Brass pots and incense burning with coiling smoke. A table top alter with lit candles and a red leather bound book

Shy and awkward; 16yo Prince Charming despises his name. When his wish is unexpectedly granted he is transported to The Lands and finds he's eligible bachelor No1. It’s no ordinary fairy tale quest and something is scarily amiss with those Godmothers. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA

Top row: A frog on a lily pad wearing a crown. A portrait of a young man, with golden hands wrapped around his neck/shoulders; the oval of his face is missing and shows a path to a tall window. A white horse walking out of mist.
Bottom row. A Woman in a long blue dress and black cloak. A shiny red apple. An open book with sparkles rising from the pages. A tree groing on a bank, the roots visible.

To Do: 1.Change name 2.Avoid Godmothers & Princesses 3.Find portal home 4.DO NOT GET MARRIED Making an unwise wish 16yo Prince Charming wakes in a magical realm. His guide is a frog, his horse might be a spy & there is a global shortage of princes. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA

Top row: Blue Green Dragon on mossy rocks. Gold and burgundy velvet crown. Young witch wearing spooky black crown.
Middle: The words - Once upon a time
Bottom row: A pumpkin carriage with young woman, castle in the background. A frog wearing a crown. A turreted castle

16 is too old for fairy tales, but when Prince Charming makes an unwise wish he's transported to a magical realm. He discovers there's a peculiar shortage of princes. No one seems to care that it’s only his name; Godmothers and Princesses need their happily-ever-afters. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA

Top row: Fantasy picture of flowers ana tree emerging from the open pages of a book. A castle with turrets. A crown with clear gems.
Middle: The words Be careful what you wish for
Bottom row: A forest path winding between mossy rocks. A female figure in a purple dress walking towards a tower, holding a glowing wand. A frog head with gold crown atop, emerging from a pond.

The new job is Emily's chance to escape trouble. 1st day: 🧙‍♀️Discovers her manager is a witch 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 👮Grilled by Police 🪄 Enchanted 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave She must escape & if possible save her undead friend. But who to trust? #questpit #A #Q #F

A pencil sketch of road spanning sign next to an old British Inn (location in Suffolk, UK) from Historic England ArchiveQuery blurb: In Betwixt
When Emily starts work as a night receptionist at an old British coaching inn she anticipated new-job challenges. The staff and guests of the hotel seem friendly, but also a little…different. She discovers a world of witches, werewolves, vampires and dryads; and that’s just her colleagues. One of the guests, a necromancer, starts a fight to distract the staff and Emily is the only one free to chase after him to a local churchyard. Destroying the spell and battling the angry necromancer she realises she was too late as the decaying body rises from the grave. She is initially horrified, before realising that the dead man, Kenneth, is only dreadful on the outside. He was an old-fashioned gentleman and remains so, and he’s desperate for a pint before the pub shuts.
When Kenneth is captured, the vengeful necromancer abducts Emily to sell on the occult black market, where naïve young women are merchandise. She wakes in a Spanish town, a transport hub for this other world, and must escape before she’s trafficked. She doesn’t know where to go or who she can trust, so it would be foolish to try and rescue Kenneth, but she can’t bear to leave him to a fate literally worse than death.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. #questpit #Q #A #PR #T

Pictures top row: Graveyard with wonky markers. Figure holding a flaming torch walking along a woodland path.
Pictures bottom row: Graveyard at night with moon silhouetting gravestones and a hand rising from the ground. Brass pots and incense. Spellbook and candles

~{[Magic Protected Advert]}~ Night Receptionist at Quaint Olde Inn Essential skills: Teamwork Open minded Sense of adventure Creative problem solving Able to tolerate magical attacks Unbothered by the undead Willing to -be abducted- travel If you can see this - apply now! #ChaosPit #Q #A #UF

A black and white sketch of an old inn with a gibbet-style road sign spanning the road. From the Historic England Archive.

Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing rogue necromancers to a moonlit churchyard hadn’t been in the description. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. #PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #A #UF

Top road: Graveyard with wonky stones and overgrown grass. Hooded woman walking through woods at twilight carrying a flaming torch.
Bottom row: Graveyard at night with a full moon with a hand emerging from the ground. Brass pots and incense burning. Candles and occult books

BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #WSPitQ #A #P #F #WSPit

Top road: Graveyard with wonky stones and overgrown grass. Hooded woman walking through woods at twilight carrying a flaming torch.
Bottom row: Graveyard at night with a full moon with a hand emerging from the ground. Brass pots and incense burning. Candles and occult books

BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #questpit #Q #A #PR #T

Pictures clockwise from top left. A barn owl in daylight. Incense burning and brass pots. The silhouette of a cat in front of an orange moon. A picture of an old inn with a gibbet-style over-road sign. A pathway between dark trees. A graveyard with a cross style marker lit by sunlight coming through tall trees.

BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merchandise. #MiseryPit #Q #A #FT

Pictures top row: Barn owl hunting in daylight. Incense burning and brass pots. A hooded figure holding a flaming torch walking at twilight along a path towards trees. AI image of hands holding a floating moonphase  diagram. A cat on a branch silhouetted against an orange moon. A sketch of an old inn with gibbet-style sign.
Bottom row: A graveyard with tombstones. A path between dark trees.

BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #YouDeservePIt #Q #A #F #P

Pictures clockwise from top left. A barn owl in daylight. Incense burning and brass pots. The silhouette of a cat in front of an orange moon. A picture of an old inn with a gibbet-style over-road sign. A pathway between dark trees. A graveyard with a cross style marker lit by sunlight coming through tall trees.

The new job is Emily's chance to escape trouble. First day: 🧙‍♀️Discovers her manager is a witch (& a whole other world) 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 👮Grilled by Police 🪄 Enchanted 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave Can she escape, & take her undead friend too? #P2Ppit #A #Q #F #P

Pictures Clockwise from top left: Figures walking on a dark path through tall trees towards a building. A Historic England sketch of a road-spanning inn sign. A black cat perched on a post. A barn owl. A grand hotel lobby in marble and gold. A candle-lit pentagram. A photo of Antalya's old city and sea. A moonlit graveyard with a hand raising from the ground between gravestones.

My cat, Barry, is training to be a game NPC with a quest. I think he’s getting better at it. Personally I’m too scared to ask him for that quest! #cat #NPC #gamequests Credit to my daughter for the second pic. I think she’d make a great pet photographer!

Grey and white cat perched on a wooden surface facing the camera.Grey and white cat perched on a wooden log staring into the middle distance.

Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing a necromancer to a churchyard wasn’t in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for magical items, and where naïve young women are a commodity. #BluePit 📖 #A #P #Q

Pictures clockwise from top left. A barn owl in light. Incense burning and brass pots. The silhouette of a cat in from of an orange moon. A picture of an old inn with am gibbet-style over-road sign. A pathway between dark trees. A graveyard with a cross style mrker lit by sunlight coming through tall trees.

Medusa: Raped, Disfigured, Cursed. She’s mourned her sons for an eon but discovering her equine child, Pegasus, might still be alive she’ll risk anything. Even her ancient enemies - one wants her dead, the other desires her at any cost. Luckily she has friends in low places. #BluePit 📖 #A #F #Q

Pictures clockwise from top left? A painting of a beautiful young woman with snakes for hair. A rooftop garden with city beyond. A picture of the skyline  of London with the gherkin and walkie-talkie buildings. A tidy therapist office. A bust of Athena wearing a helm (currently in the British Museum, London). A Pegasus rearing. A painting of how the acropolis above Athens might have looked in its prime. A monstrous face appearing from the dark, with reptilian eyes and red maw.

Millennia of lies are the least of Medusa's problems; C’mon kill you with a look? Try spiteful gods who only stopped hunting because you faked your death. When a Pegasus feather is found there is nothing on Earth or Olympus that will stop her seeking her equine son. #BluePit 📖 #A #Q #F

Background a black and white sketch of a greek temple with columns. Photos left to right - a carved frieze of Athena, A pricture of Perseus about to cut off the head of Medusa, A handsome winged figure, A statue of a flying horse, A photo of Central London with skyscrapers behind older columned buildings, the inside of a modern coffee shop. A painting of Medusa.